General Discussion

because i can't be the only person who getss genuinely sick whenever i'm forced to eat things like burgers, pizzas, hotdogs, and sandwiches and curses the existence and prevalence of burger places as literally the only thing there is to eat anywhere (especially if you're not rich and can't afford 25-50 bucks per meal)(or are disabled and permanently broke and have middle class parents that view you eating anything other than the dew of a single gingko leaf and the energy of the universe as an unforgivable financial burden and your bi-monthly request for a cereal box to share or something as the sole cause of our financial woes meanwhile one of them regularly impulse buys 3d printers and vr headsets for personal use, which almost always break within a couple months, and has an addiction to tabletop minis meanwhile you just spent your whole damn life sitting in one place staring at computer screens in assorted states of disrepair subsisting on leftover macaroni while suffering from probably dozens of completely untreated severe mental and chronic illnesses you've been desperately needing and never once getting help for because your state's mental health system literally consists exclusively of a single-step pipeline to an asylum that is literally something straight out of the early 20th century and is a notorious insurance scam, which you've already narrowly escaped once at that single week you spent there left scars that will never fade, and you know for absolute fact that any other mental health worker you talk to absolutely will just tell you to go back there and have nothing else to say because that's literally all any doctor of any kind you've ever managed to get any sort of audience with has ever done inbetween rolling their eyes and sneering at you like you're not even human, to the point where even your imaginary friend has died suddenly as collateral damage of severe memory loss issues from the horrific untreated adhd and cptsd you're riddled with to the point where there's genuinely nothing in your brain that isn't made up of mental illnesses stacked in a trenchcoat pretending to be brain functions now, while said parents scream at your for not pulling your weight and refuse to eat anything but burgers and pizzas and noodles anymore which both increasingly aggravate whatever lovely soup of chronic digestive conditions you're suffering from but somehow they only comprehend that health issues of that scale exist when they're the ones the dietary restrictions are happening to, everything is terrible and even your imaginary friend died and you have increasing amnesia about what their entire existence actually was like because your brain is a malicious entity with a total functional memory range that only goes back about 7 months that's trying to force you to factory reset and be obsessed with a new thing and you can't even have some good cookies to nibble on while you suffer through it all because anything other than burgers and broke college student cheese tortilla variety food is too much to ask, i've never even had a cannoli or real ramen or one of those sets of tea cookies in the grandma tins from walmart or any kind of authentic cultural food ever or basically anything that wouldn't appear if you asked a bunch of stereotypical elementary school children for a list of top 30 stereotypical american white people food dishes they can think of off the top of their heads and then averaged out all of the results and even then only painfully low quality "spaghetti that is literally just rotini boiled in water with a can of plain room temperature tomato sauce on top" versions of all of the above and i can't learn to cook on my own because i get screamed at for asking to be taught and screamed at for not understanding their instructions and screamed at for making any mistakes and screamed at for not leaving everything spotless when i'm done and screamed at for using too much x in their opinions and screamed at for how i'm wasting resources by using anything at all and screamed at if i ask for any ingredients we don't have which is basically everything because the only thing we consistently keep on hand is milk, salt, and mom's chocolate stash, and i would inevitably ruin at least one pot because i always break something and make a mess when i try to learn new things and there's no moral difference between accidents and intentional sabotage and at least right now when i objectively don't know how to cook at all it's a lot harder for them to accuse me of stealing and "pigging out" on things like frozen bulk meats, at least in ways that don't involve giving me hell for being a worthless useless selfish spoiled greedy thankless ungrateful little child monster more words i can't legally repeat here resource burden by taking a portion of the pot of macaroni they made for family dinner to feed everyone) outside of the big famous cities the way the people of frogstar world b curse shoes. beef in general just makes me feel ill outside of very specific contexts, i do much better with seafoodwhich i have no access to and so far that's been getting more true as i get older. dark chocolate is a recipe for an instant migraine and stomach complaint. most cheese tastes the same, especially hard white cheeses. cake frosting is flavorless sugar mush that tastes of nothing but bitter food dye and diabetes. gingerbread is awful and pumpkin spice was invented by satan. ham is terrible and tastes of faintly meaty wet tissue paper and salt. mint is wildly overrated and half the time gives me mild chemical burns, especially peppermint. all sandwiches that do not have a heavy liquid component are bad (cheese can count if it's molten enough and butter/oil can count if it's fresh and good enough and there's enough of it). ketchup is only good for making other sauces. alcohol is only good to use as an ingredient in cooking. tomatoes in general aren't very good and are very hard to work into anything in a way that doesn't feel weird and out of place any fillery, basically the only thing i can think of off the top of my head is salsa. i loathe absolutely all types of sausages on earth and i refuse to eat anything prominently containing them because like many other things they make me sick and they don't even taste good to make up for it. marshmallows are awful for all the same reasons as cake frosting, just flavorless sugar mush, and by extension peeps and candycorn are no unless someone offers them to me. a vast vast majority of american desserts are just way over-sugared by hundreds of times and taste completely artificial, actually. it's all like "hey uhhhh you want some SLIGHTLY DYE FLAVORED SOLID SUGAR IN THE SHAPE OF A DONUT?" listen, "chocolate peanut butter decadence cake", i came here for chocolate and peanut butter. i was advertised chocolate and peanut butter. if i wanted to just snort a handful of solid white cane sugar and chase it with a glass of whatever spray you put on this stuff to make it stay pretty on the shelf for longer that makes it look and taste so fake, that's what i would do. why can't you be more like your brother chocolate puff pastry twists from lidl? chocolate puff pastry twists from lidl knows when to stop with the sugar. chocolate puff pastry twists from lidl knows that a dessert doesn't have to open a gateway to the elemental plane of sugar in your mouth to be good. be more like your brothers, american desserts.







the british have the right idea by calling potato chips crisps but they cancel it out by calling french fries chips

I can't really eat most chicken nuggets any more they make me sick
Also fried fish
The sawdust 'sugar' cookies from walmart
All soda

Mayonnaise is revolting and shouldn't exist. XP

Chocolate hurts my teeth something fierce and I have never been able to figure out as to why.

Mint chocolate chip ice cream? More like toothpaste flavored ice cream lol

Bacon is far too salty for my tastes, in terms of breakfast meats I prefer sausage.

I’ve had hardly any, if any soda at all since I was 14. I found it to be addictive and I have a history of health problems in my family, so I decided to stop drinking it especially after I read stuff about it online and got paranoid. People always look at me funny when I say I don’t want sodas, and I feel kind-of bad when I turn down things like root beer floats and ask for just ice cream ironically. I still drink seltzer water sometimes, though I typically go for straight water anyway. I also don’t like really salty things and I’m not a huge fan of hot dogs, but I’ll eat them if they’re the only thing available.

Tomatoes are my mortal enemy.

seconding the sodas thing, i have simply never liked any kind of carbonated drink and the only one i will drink is Sprite, if that is absolutely the only option.

i also highly dislike most fruits, including strawberries, blueberries, and pomegranates.