General Discussion

they told me to stop eating cookies on our bed because i kept getting crumbs everywhere. romance is dead.

who have you canceled for *very important real reasons* recently

@dreampt ure cancelled for being my only friend

im canceling @ItPhantom for cursing more than me

I almost cancelled my baby brother for telling me he couldn't get into "Supernatural" and then saying he only saw PART of the first episode.

Seriously, dude, I brought you up better than that.

Cancelled my snake Doomund for pooping on my bed.

absolutely cancelling my new physalis.

Is the water not bougie enough for you??? you too good for quenching straight from the tap??? huh???? straight from my home???? I DRINK this motherf*****, you're not better than me.


...it might also be because it peaked 104F. Can I cancel the sun?

@JAZHANDZ I'm canceling you for living across the globe smh. @MelonMan I'm canceling you for being so damn COOL!!! [emoji=wildclaw angry size=1] @SweetBod I'm canceling you for being a small little man. Haha Shorty. also @Rqccoon how could I forget. Cancelling you for being a Ranboo fan /jjj [all /lh <3]

Cancelled my snake Xander for being a nasty boy three weeks ago and not eating his dinner >:(

I'd like to cancel my partner's pet. Their cat keeps jumping on the keyboard at night and filling up either note or konsole with AAAASDFSFDSSSS etc.

I don't even know how she keeps getting konsole open.