[size=5][color=red][b]{NOTICE OF TEMPORARY CLOSURE}[/b][/color][/size]
Until such time as I can catch up with outstanding requests, I shall no longer be accepting donations or further requests.
My apologies to all.
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Have you been spending your time in the Coliseum, levelling up exalts, or trying to catch a Yeti?
You get to the end of the battle, and wait desperately to see the Phat Lootz.
"[i]Maybe this time,[/i]" you think.
But NOOOOOOOO. The RNG gods have decreed that you need another use impaired Podid! Or another smelly Baku!
Do you seem to only find that same familiar over and over again? (and AGAIN!)
Well, I'm here for you. Let me take your non-Yetis and plague-proportioned Leafy Moths out of your hoard.
Say to me: "[i]Please, just take it.[/i]
And I will reply: "[i]I will.[/i]"
They will be cared for, and not hoard sold.
They will be brushed and fed, and whilst not loved, they will be able to exist in smelly peace.
Welcome to ....
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And for good measure, here are some banners for your sig, if you so choose:
The big one:
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and the little one:
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A rather well protected Wildclaw introduces herself as [b]Greln[/b], and says "[i]These are our currently donated (and available) [/i]Shameful Familiars[i]. Hopefully you'll find one that you'll like enough to take home.[/i]
She turns and begins the tour of the facilities. "[i]Please excuse the current state of the area. We are in the process of renovating large sections of the various enclosures. Rest assured though that the Familiars are well cared for, regardless of any temporary disruptions.[/i]"
You approach a very large glassed roof dome, with all manner of creatures flying about inside it. A big sign above the air lock reads: [b]THE AVIARY[/b].
[quote=THE AVIARY]"[i]This dome houses a wide variety of winged creatures,[/i]" Greln continues, as the flap of wings overhead can be heard clearly.
[list=1][*][item=Wildwood Owl] [item=Wildwood Owl] [item=Wildwood Owl] [item=Wildwood Owl] - "[i]...And a LOT of owls.[/i]" she sighs. And then blinks. "[i]There were a lot more of them I thought,[/i]" she shrugs before moving on.
[*][item=Leafy Moth] [item=Leafy Moth] [item=Leafy Moth] [item=Leafy Moth] [item=Leafy Moth] [item=Amaranth Moth] [item=Luna Mith] - Jack O' Lanterns do more than scare the Hatchlings. They entice the unwary and the delicious to stick around for when the Hatchlings get their nerve back.
[*][item=Strangler] [item=Blooming Strangler] [item=Crimson Emperor] [img]http://flightrising.com/images/cms/familiar/1144.png[/img] - Gesturing with one wing, she points toward some large plant eaters. "[i]We're not sure if the Arcanist has anything to do with the massive size of these simple herbivores, but we care for them regardless.[/i]"
[*][item=Dodo] [item=Cursed Bat] - "[i]These ones keep the insect population down at least[/i], she continues.
[*][item=Emerald Webwing] [item=Storm Seeker] [item=Ruby Webwing] - Lastly, you can see some birds around the area as Greln comments with a sigh, "[i]At least these ones aren't more owls.[/i]"
[/quote]
Leaving the Aviary behind, Greln escorts you towards another large building, where splashing noises can be heard dimly. The sign above the entrance reads: [b]AQUARIUM[/B].
[QUOTE=AQUARIUM]
[list=1][*][item=Bluefin Charger] [item=Bluefin Charger] [item=Bluefin Charger] - For the crime of sticking a cold nose into places it oughtn't be, under the blankets whilst someone was trying to sleep, you have all been banished from your lairs.
[*][item=Noggle] [item=Noggle] [item=Noggle] [item=Noggle] - Time to take these fishy freaks to SCHOOL. Stop trying to follow my friends home, or it's sushi time for my Coatls.
[*][item=Sunset Lasher] [item=Sunset Lasher] [item=Everglade Lasher] - I think it might be time to SCALE back our fish operations.
[*][Item=Greatshell] [Item=Greatshell] - Stop fighting over who is going to be Michaelangelo! Donatello was the coolest anyway.
[*][item=Jeweled Octoflyer] [item=Jeweled Octoflyer] - "Touchy feely" gets a whole new meaning around these arthropods.
[*][item=Kelp Tender] [item=Mammertee] - Who are accompanied by their bodyguards, of course.
[*][item=Abyss Striker] [item=Abyss Striker] [item=Relic Eel] [item=Relic Eel] - Slimy fishes and eels make fantastic Tricks if you drop them down the back of an unsuspecting victim.
[/QUOTE]
Heading out of the noisy Aquarium, Greln points towards a squat, slab-sided building over the way. Most noticeably, the windows had bars, and the open areas adjacent to the building were enclosed by a chain link fence topped with pointed, barbed wire. Stencilled across the front of the building in large, blocky letters were the words: [b]CENTRAL HOLDING[/b].
[quote=CENTRAL HOLDING]
"[i]These ones have been exposed as potential threats to Dragon-kind[/i]", Greln comments somewhat sadly. "[i]It is our hope that love and kindness will help these ones find peace amongst our clans at least[/i]." You can see that the Serthis are playing volleyball, and the Longnecks are enjoying chess and chequers.
[list=1][*][item=Opheodrys Serthis] [item=Opheodrys Serthis] - Can I just go and get some ASP-irin for that headache you're causing me?
[*][item=Carmine Serthis] [item=Carmine Serthis] [item=Carmine Serthis] [item=Carmine Serthis] - Another sneaky snake-lady circle surreptitiously snooping for snacks. Or spying for the Beastclans. Not good news either way.
[*][item=Longneck Interloper] [item=Longneck Interloper] [item=Longneck Skirmisher] - Stop plotting the end of the world. No Alpacalypse for you!
[*][item=Longneck Magi] [item=Longneck Magi] [item=Longneck Mender] - These ones were caught sticking their necks out into places where they don't belong.
[/list][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=REPTILE DISFUNCTIONS]
[list=1]
[*][item=Basilisk] - Don't look at me like that.
[*][item=Southmarsh Podid] [item=Southmarsh Podid] - Brute squads, check.
[*][item=Common Podid] [item=Common Podid]
[*][item=Venomous Toridae] [item=Venomous Toridae]
[*][item=Poisonous Toridae] [item=Poisonous Toridae] [item=Poisonous Toridae] [item=Poisonous Toridae] [item=Poisonous Toridae] - A bouquet of flowers?! For me? How nice! WAIT-A-MINUTE. These aren't flowers! GET BACK HERE!!!
[/list][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TOTALLY NOT A PETTING ZOO]
[list=1]
[*][item=Baku] [item=Baku] - What do you call fanged monsters eating the prized roses in a Guardian's garden? DINNER.
[*][item=Mistwatch Shellion] [item=Shellion] - When older hatchlings discover the joys of static, these poor beasties spend hours stuck to the roofs of caves and passageways and toilet stalls, where they randomly drop on unsuspecting victims.
[*][item=Ember Mouse] [item=Ember Mouse] [item=Ember Mouse] - The worst part of having one of these is when it decides to dig under the latrines whilst they are occupied. KA-BOOM!
[*][item=Glowing Pocket Mouse] [item=Glowing Pocket Mouse] - Have you tried to play golf with one of these at night? Or Tennis? So much fun!
[*][item=Radioactive Slime] [item=Radioactive Slime] [item=Radioactive Slime] [item=Radioactive Slime] [item=Radioactive Slime] [item=River Muck] - People always want to know the difference between a River Muck and a Radioactive Slime. I always tell them: about 3 months under the rim of a toilet.
[*][item=Psywurm] [item=Psywurm] - Some more "psychics" have been exposed as frauds, but I bet you knew I was going to say that.
[*][item=Silver Springbok] [item=Celestial Antelope] - You are not mechanical, and do not require a key to be wound up.
[*][item=Rambra] [item=Rambra] [item=Zeeba] [item=Zeeba] [item=Zeeba] [item=Zeeba] - These ones like big butts, and they cannot lie. It's just that they're headbutts. Zshmuck.
[*][item=elk] [item=elk] [item=elk] - I HERD you guys coming from a mile away. Stealthy you ain't.
[*][item=Maned Rasa] - Another inmate for the [s]Petting Zoo[/s] holding area. Once it has been detangled, dewormed, defleaed, detailed, deomgthatsalotofwork.
[*][item=Hoarfrost Mauler] - Is that egg on your face dude, or did you just sneeze all over yourself?
[*][item=Warcat protector] - Who knows what is left of its brains under that helmet? Do you dare to have a look? Braaaains.... *Sniff* Not likely.
[/list][/QUOTE]
[quote=The Yet To Be Put In Their Place But Are Still Available]
[/quote]
A rather well protected Wildclaw introduces herself as Greln, and says "These are our currently donated (and available) Shameful Familiars. Hopefully you'll find one that you'll like enough to take home.
She turns and begins the tour of the facilities. "Please excuse the current state of the area. We are in the process of renovating large sections of the various enclosures. Rest assured though that the Familiars are well cared for, regardless of any temporary disruptions."
You approach a very large glassed roof dome, with all manner of creatures flying about inside it. A big sign above the air lock reads: THE AVIARY.
THE AVIARY wrote:
"This dome houses a wide variety of winged creatures," Greln continues, as the flap of wings overhead can be heard clearly.
Wildwood Owl
Familiar
This owl's bite is worse than its bark.
1700
Wildwood Owl
Familiar
This owl's bite is worse than its bark.
1700
Wildwood Owl
Familiar
This owl's bite is worse than its bark.
1700
Wildwood Owl
Familiar
This owl's bite is worse than its bark.
1700
- "...And a LOT of owls." she sighs. And then blinks. "There were a lot more of them I thought," she shrugs before moving on.
Leafy Moth
Familiar
This large moth feeds by spreading its chlorophyll-rich wings in a patch of sunlight and flapping gently.
1600
Leafy Moth
Familiar
This large moth feeds by spreading its chlorophyll-rich wings in a patch of sunlight and flapping gently.
1600
Leafy Moth
Familiar
This large moth feeds by spreading its chlorophyll-rich wings in a patch of sunlight and flapping gently.
1600
Leafy Moth
Familiar
This large moth feeds by spreading its chlorophyll-rich wings in a patch of sunlight and flapping gently.
1600
Leafy Moth
Familiar
This large moth feeds by spreading its chlorophyll-rich wings in a patch of sunlight and flapping gently.
1600
Amaranth Moth
Familiar
This distinctive moth has deep reds and purples running through its leafy wings. It's difficult to classify as purely flora or fauna.
1500
Luna Mith
Familiar
This otherwordly insect's wings hum with a soothing melody.
1500
- Jack O' Lanterns do more than scare the Hatchlings. They entice the unwary and the delicious to stick around for when the Hatchlings get their nerve back.
Strangler
Familiar
The strangler actively hunts once a year. It chokes its prey and buries the body. It will take root in soon-to-be fertile soil and rest for another year.
1775
Blooming Strangler
Familiar
A strangler in bloom is at the end of its life cycle. It is ready to reproduce.
1675
Crimson Emperor
Familiar
Despite its appearance, the Crimson Emperor is not a malignant creature. Its striking coloration is used to ward off predators. (KS-sponsored by Windswept.)
1600
- Gesturing with one wing, she points toward some large plant eaters. "We're not sure if the Arcanist has anything to do with the massive size of these simple herbivores, but we care for them regardless."
Dodo
Familiar
Rescued from the dinnerplate of a clanmate, this dodo is something special. Or at least you think it is; well, it's your dodo now...
2700
Cursed Bat
Familiar
What is this bat's curse? That's for the unfortunate soul who catches this one to discover.
2100
- "These ones keep the insect population down at least, she continues.
Emerald Webwing
Familiar
Warped by arcane energies, this twisted bird bears little resemblance to its parents. All its eyes are looking in different directions.
1525
Storm Seeker
Familiar
Storm Seekers are the heralds of bleak weather. Entire murders of them flock toward approaching thunderclouds and hurricanes.
2000
Ruby Webwing
Familiar
This hummingbird never stops growing. Pray that it is not altered any further.
1550
- Lastly, you can see some birds around the area as Greln comments with a sigh, "At least these ones aren't more owls."
Leaving the Aviary behind, Greln escorts you towards another large building, where splashing noises can be heard dimly. The sign above the entrance reads: AQUARIUM.
AQUARIUM wrote:
Bluefin Charger
Familiar
The bluefin charger hunts on thin ice. It will charge its prey, breaking the ice beneath their feet, sending it to a watery grave. The charger itself is semi-aquatic.
1850
Bluefin Charger
Familiar
The bluefin charger hunts on thin ice. It will charge its prey, breaking the ice beneath their feet, sending it to a watery grave. The charger itself is semi-aquatic.
1850
Bluefin Charger
Familiar
The bluefin charger hunts on thin ice. It will charge its prey, breaking the ice beneath their feet, sending it to a watery grave. The charger itself is semi-aquatic.
1850
- For the crime of sticking a cold nose into places it oughtn't be, under the blankets whilst someone was trying to sleep, you have all been banished from your lairs.
Noggle
Familiar
Rumored to live in the sewers below the hewn city, noggles are said to grow to astonishing sizes. Dragons beware.
2400
Noggle
Familiar
Rumored to live in the sewers below the hewn city, noggles are said to grow to astonishing sizes. Dragons beware.
2400
Noggle
Familiar
Rumored to live in the sewers below the hewn city, noggles are said to grow to astonishing sizes. Dragons beware.
2400
Noggle
Familiar
Rumored to live in the sewers below the hewn city, noggles are said to grow to astonishing sizes. Dragons beware.
2400
- Time to take these fishy freaks to SCHOOL. Stop trying to follow my friends home, or it's sushi time for my Coatls.
Sunset Lasher
Familiar
A lasher rarely leaves its den, preferring to wait for prey to arrive at its doorstep before striking.
2400
Sunset Lasher
Familiar
A lasher rarely leaves its den, preferring to wait for prey to arrive at its doorstep before striking.
2400
Everglade Lasher
Familiar
Everglade lashers swim in colorful, shining schools. They migrate up rivers to the base of The Behemoth every spring.
2400
- I think it might be time to SCALE back our fish operations.
Greatshell
Familiar
The reek from an expired greatshell is abominable. Young dragons take great delight in depositing uneaten corpses near the lairs of rival clans.
2100
Greatshell
Familiar
The reek from an expired greatshell is abominable. Young dragons take great delight in depositing uneaten corpses near the lairs of rival clans.
2100
- Stop fighting over who is going to be Michaelangelo! Donatello was the coolest anyway.
Jeweled Octoflyer
Familiar
Much more refined than a regular octoflyer: peasants!
2900
Jeweled Octoflyer
Familiar
Much more refined than a regular octoflyer: peasants!
2900
- "Touchy feely" gets a whole new meaning around these arthropods.
Kelp Tender
Familiar
These gentle creatures graze on the smaller algaes and grasses that occassionally take root on the surface of kelp forests.
2900
Mammertee
Familiar
Dragons once mistook mammertee aggregations for schools of maren, taking care to avoid the waters they grazed in.
2900
- Who are accompanied by their bodyguards, of course.
Abyss Striker
Familiar
These observers cluster around ancient aquatic ruins. They may change color to blend with their surroundings.
2900
Abyss Striker
Familiar
These observers cluster around ancient aquatic ruins. They may change color to blend with their surroundings.
2900
Relic Eel
Familiar
When slain, the organic portions of this creature wither away. The remaining armored plates collect energy from the currents and may regenerate a new specimen.
2900
Relic Eel
Familiar
When slain, the organic portions of this creature wither away. The remaining armored plates collect energy from the currents and may regenerate a new specimen.
2900
- Slimy fishes and eels make fantastic Tricks if you drop them down the back of an unsuspecting victim.
Heading out of the noisy Aquarium, Greln points towards a squat, slab-sided building over the way. Most noticeably, the windows had bars, and the open areas adjacent to the building were enclosed by a chain link fence topped with pointed, barbed wire. Stencilled across the front of the building in large, blocky letters were the words: CENTRAL HOLDING.
CENTRAL HOLDING wrote:
"These ones have been exposed as potential threats to Dragon-kind", Greln comments somewhat sadly. "It is our hope that love and kindness will help these ones find peace amongst our clans at least." You can see that the Serthis are playing volleyball, and the Longnecks are enjoying chess and chequers.
Opheodrys Serthis
Familiar
While the opheodrys serthis' remarks and quick wit are venomous, its fangs are not.
2000
Opheodrys Serthis
Familiar
While the opheodrys serthis' remarks and quick wit are venomous, its fangs are not.
2000
- Can I just go and get some ASP-irin for that headache you're causing me?
Carmine Serthis
Familiar
The carmine serthis' scales present a particularly rich shade of red after it has freshly molted.
2000
Carmine Serthis
Familiar
The carmine serthis' scales present a particularly rich shade of red after it has freshly molted.
2000
Carmine Serthis
Familiar
The carmine serthis' scales present a particularly rich shade of red after it has freshly molted.
2000
Carmine Serthis
Familiar
The carmine serthis' scales present a particularly rich shade of red after it has freshly molted.
2000
- Another sneaky snake-lady circle surreptitiously snooping for snacks. Or spying for the Beastclans. Not good news either way.
Longneck Interloper
Familiar
The Longneck clans are mainly indigenous to the mountains of Dragonhome. This one is a scout.
2500
Longneck Interloper
Familiar
The Longneck clans are mainly indigenous to the mountains of Dragonhome. This one is a scout.
2500
Longneck Skirmisher
Familiar
While the Longneck Interlopers are scouts, Skirmishers are fighters, trained to act as guardsmen to the territorial clans that roam the mountains.
2500
- Stop plotting the end of the world. No Alpacalypse for you!
Longneck Magi
Familiar
Longneck Magi train for years to master the art of harnessing the arcane energies of the world. What comes naturally to dragons is a rare gift in other peoples.
2500
Longneck Magi
Familiar
Longneck Magi train for years to master the art of harnessing the arcane energies of the world. What comes naturally to dragons is a rare gift in other peoples.
2500
Longneck Mender
Familiar
Longneck Menders have set aside the staff of war and taken up the staff of healing. They support their clan brothers, sisters, and beasts, creating a formidable team.
2500
- These ones were caught sticking their necks out into places where they don't belong.
REPTILE DISFUNCTIONS wrote:
Basilisk
Familiar
A basilisk's gaze can petrify even the hardiest Earth dragons into stone. Staring contests with this familiar are not recommended.
1800
- Don't look at me like that.
Southmarsh Podid
Familiar
This Podid is capable of holding its breath for up to two hours, during which time it will take a nap. Tread lightly in the marsh.
2800
Southmarsh Podid
Familiar
This Podid is capable of holding its breath for up to two hours, during which time it will take a nap. Tread lightly in the marsh.
2800
- Brute squads, check.
Common Podid
Familiar
The common podid has uncommonly good taste. Or tastes uncommonly good. It really depends on who you ask.
2800
Common Podid
Familiar
The common podid has uncommonly good taste. Or tastes uncommonly good. It really depends on who you ask.
2800
Venomous Toridae
Familiar
The venom of a Toridae can be dangerous to Fae, but larger dragon breeds are able to shrug off the effects.
2800
Venomous Toridae
Familiar
The venom of a Toridae can be dangerous to Fae, but larger dragon breeds are able to shrug off the effects.
2800
Poisonous Toridae
Familiar
After Toridae devour large prey items, they burrow into the marsh bed and take root. Water dotted with the blooms of their tails designate plentiful hunting grounds.
2800
Poisonous Toridae
Familiar
After Toridae devour large prey items, they burrow into the marsh bed and take root. Water dotted with the blooms of their tails designate plentiful hunting grounds.
2800
Poisonous Toridae
Familiar
After Toridae devour large prey items, they burrow into the marsh bed and take root. Water dotted with the blooms of their tails designate plentiful hunting grounds.
2800
Poisonous Toridae
Familiar
After Toridae devour large prey items, they burrow into the marsh bed and take root. Water dotted with the blooms of their tails designate plentiful hunting grounds.
2800
Poisonous Toridae
Familiar
After Toridae devour large prey items, they burrow into the marsh bed and take root. Water dotted with the blooms of their tails designate plentiful hunting grounds.
2800
- A bouquet of flowers?! For me? How nice! WAIT-A-MINUTE. These aren't flowers! GET BACK HERE!!!
TOTALLY NOT A PETTING ZOO wrote:
Baku
Familiar
Baku are able to walk both the physical and ethereal plane.
2250
Baku
Familiar
Baku are able to walk both the physical and ethereal plane.
2250
- What do you call fanged monsters eating the prized roses in a Guardian's garden? DINNER.
Mistwatch Shellion
Familiar
Some may find watching mist to be dull, but this Shellion is quite entertained.
2800
Shellion
Familiar
Its oily mane repels water.
2800
- When older hatchlings discover the joys of static, these poor beasties spend hours stuck to the roofs of caves and passageways and toilet stalls, where they randomly drop on unsuspecting victims.
Ember Mouse
Familiar
This mouse is no more flammable than any other.
1550
Ember Mouse
Familiar
This mouse is no more flammable than any other.
1550
Ember Mouse
Familiar
This mouse is no more flammable than any other.
1550
- The worst part of having one of these is when it decides to dig under the latrines whilst they are occupied. KA-BOOM!
Glowing Pocket Mouse
Familiar
The happier it is, the brighter it glows. This one seems to like you.
1550
Glowing Pocket Mouse
Familiar
The happier it is, the brighter it glows. This one seems to like you.
1550
- Have you tried to play golf with one of these at night? Or Tennis? So much fun!
Radioactive Slime
Familiar
Spawned in The Wyrmwound, this slime has taken on a life of its own. It envelops everything in its path, leaving bones and bare rock in its wake.
2400
Radioactive Slime
Familiar
Spawned in The Wyrmwound, this slime has taken on a life of its own. It envelops everything in its path, leaving bones and bare rock in its wake.
2400
Radioactive Slime
Familiar
Spawned in The Wyrmwound, this slime has taken on a life of its own. It envelops everything in its path, leaving bones and bare rock in its wake.
2400
Radioactive Slime
Familiar
Spawned in The Wyrmwound, this slime has taken on a life of its own. It envelops everything in its path, leaving bones and bare rock in its wake.
2400
Radioactive Slime
Familiar
Spawned in The Wyrmwound, this slime has taken on a life of its own. It envelops everything in its path, leaving bones and bare rock in its wake.
2400
River Muck
Familiar
Scraped off of the underside of a dock, this river muck appears to be moving...
2400
- People always want to know the difference between a River Muck and a Radioactive Slime. I always tell them: about 3 months under the rim of a toilet.
Psywurm
Familiar
Psywurms love a good book. Usually preferring to nap on the one you're trying to read. (KS-Sponsored by Mythka.)
2800
Psywurm
Familiar
Psywurms love a good book. Usually preferring to nap on the one you're trying to read. (KS-Sponsored by Mythka.)
2800
- Some more "psychics" have been exposed as frauds, but I bet you knew I was going to say that.
Silver Springbok
Familiar
Graceful, majestic, stoic, and somewhat judgmental.
2500
Celestial Antelope
Familiar
Resembles a creature of draconic legend from a distance. Up close it merely looks delicious.
2500
- You are not mechanical, and do not require a key to be wound up.
Rambra
Familiar
Native to tropical wetlands, Rambras are known to charge headfirst into overwhelming odds.
1900
Rambra
Familiar
Native to tropical wetlands, Rambras are known to charge headfirst into overwhelming odds.
1900
Zeeba
Familiar
During the winter months, Zeebas grow a long, thick, woolen coat. This coat has no stripes, and the Zeeba's striking coloring is obscured until late spring.
1900
Zeeba
Familiar
During the winter months, Zeebas grow a long, thick, woolen coat. This coat has no stripes, and the Zeeba's striking coloring is obscured until late spring.
1900
Zeeba
Familiar
During the winter months, Zeebas grow a long, thick, woolen coat. This coat has no stripes, and the Zeeba's striking coloring is obscured until late spring.
1900
Zeeba
Familiar
During the winter months, Zeebas grow a long, thick, woolen coat. This coat has no stripes, and the Zeeba's striking coloring is obscured until late spring.
1900
- These ones like big butts, and they cannot lie. It's just that they're headbutts. Zshmuck.
Elk
Familiar
Favored mounts and companions to fae dragons, its antlers make an excellent perch.
2600
Elk
Familiar
Favored mounts and companions to fae dragons, its antlers make an excellent perch.
2600
Elk
Familiar
Favored mounts and companions to fae dragons, its antlers make an excellent perch.
2600
- I HERD you guys coming from a mile away. Stealthy you ain't.
Maned Rasa
Familiar
The Maned Rasa's winter coat is white. While in its winter garb it is often mistaken for its cousin, the more aggressive Squall Rasa.
2600
- Another inmate for the Petting Zoo holding area. Once it has been detangled, dewormed, defleaed, detailed, deomgthatsalotofwork.
Hoarfrost Mauler
Familiar
A terrifying bearbeast with a really sour expression. I bet it's because there's a bunch of ice shards stuck in his back.
2600
- Is that egg on your face dude, or did you just sneeze all over yourself?
Warcat Protector
Familiar
This warcat is larger than average, and is capable of bearing the weight of reinforced plate armor with ease.
2500
- Who knows what is left of its brains under that helmet? Do you dare to have a look? Braaaains.... *Sniff* Not likely.
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[list=1][*][item=Hainu]
- Whilst you are NOT a shoulder parrot, and are in fact a fat butt wolf, someone out there loves you.
[*][item=Shellion] - Just... What are you? Well, whatever you are, you now have a new home.
[*][Item=Salve Kamaitachi] - Stop digging in the garbage for fish heads, stinky, someone has REAL food for you.
[*][Item=Salve Kamaitachi] - Scratching the furniture isn't going to get me to let you outside, so quit it. Someone else has a scratching post for you.
[*][item=Storm Seeker] - Stop looking at me like that. You aren't welcome anymore. Someone else will be taking care of you now.
[*][item=Poisonous Toridae] - Yes, your flower is pretty. No, I don't want you to show me, AGAIN. Go and show it to your new owner.
[*][item=Maned Rasa] - Hairy, check. Yeti, NOPE! Adorable face, adopted anyway.
[*][item=Stonewatch Harpy] - You could have at least watched grass grow. Oh, you were looking for bugs? Well, someone else needs their pests controlled so off you go.
[*][item=Silver Springbok] - Oh Deer. Your time of Judgement is at hand. Stop being such a butt head. No? Yes? You will stop? Thankyou! Now get your shiny metal back side off my porch on onto your next home on the range.
[*][item=Dreameater] - You are NOT a cool wolf or fox. Stop it. You are a ... um ... a ... Hey! Look over there! Someone wants to talk to you. Bye!
[*][item=Longneck Magi] - You couldn't keep a beat if you tried. Fortunately for you, we have Autotune now, so off to stardom you go. Or a voice over gig for train stations, whatever.
[*][Item=Salve Kamaitachi] - This gassy, bloated, windy kitty can go stink up anothers Hoard.
[*][item=Noggle] - A face and personality that only a mother could love, but we won't talk about the hideous stench. Industrial strength deodoriser has been sent as well.
[*][Item=Salve Kamaitachi] - A music producer just rang with a cease and desist order for copying their tween starlet. Fortunately for you the SFA relocation program will move you beyond their jurisdiction.
[*][item=Blackwing Croaker] - Quote the donor: "Stupid frog" Quote to adopter: "My stupid frog now".
[*][item=Baku] - This little pig monster went to market... And was so ugly that no one wanted to buy him. Fortunately for all, somone took it in so that no one else could see its unfortunate visage.
[*][item=Venomous Toridae] [item=Poisonous Toridae] - Stop looking at each other. Nobody wants more of you. Now off you go to your new home together.
[*][item=Shellion] - Straight to the flea wash for you, and then a comb and trim before you are sent into [s]exile[/s] another lair.
[*][item=Southmarsh Podid] - Eww! When was the last time you had a wash? Right the heck now. You're going into the wash straight after the Shellion.
[*][item=Common Podid] - Stop licking yourself. NO! Don't lick me instead! Ugh. Go and lick your new owner.
[*][item=Magma Embear] - I really didn't want to know about flaming Embears and what the do in the woods, I really didn't. >_<
[*][item=Common Podid] - Why you no be Scythe Kamaitachi? Why did you have to be fluffy tummied snuggle monstie? Off you go. -Sniff-
[*][item=Elk] - I no u is herd animal, but I am not ur shepard! Ooooh, look over there. That person has some delicious carrots and frozen moss, your favourite!
[*][item=Venomous Toridae] - Take a hint, you aren't welcome. Too subtle for you? Well ok then. You are welcome... OVER THERE! Sheesh.
[*][item=Baku] [item=Fungalhoof Qiriq] - Oh look! It's another mutant-pig-monster-thing. Hey friend, just follow the Qiriq and eat the mushrooms it spawns as it wanders over to your new owner, ok? Good.
[*][item=Scythe Kamaitachi] - Cork board 1 - Stabby Kitty 0. Stabby Kitty will now be relegated to an off-site lair where he can roll around in fish heads to his hearts content.
[*][item=Fungalhoof Qiriq] - Hide and seek is only fun if BOTH of you know that you are playing. Now go and play hide and seek with the Shadowmomma if you dare.
[*][item=Hippogriff] - Quit hovering over my head as I try and eat my fish and chips. Danged scavengers. Ok, I'll give you some if you go and bother someone else.
[*][Item=Wildwood owl] - No wonder your last owner is happy to see you go. Even Dracula didn't bite as much as you. Time for you to nibble on someone else.
[*][item=Peacock Firebird] - No, I don't want to hear your life story. I don't care if it is a beautiful [s]TAIL[/s] tale! Oooh look, a mirror! All the way over there.
[*][item=Cursed Bat] - I'm sure that someone else would like to have you visit, if only you wouldn't just hang about in my lair. Maybe new surroundings will perk you up a bit.
[*][item=Mistwatch Shellion] - I'm splitting you up from your buddy. There's only so much "[i]Bench Press Off[/i]"s and "[i]Buff Off[/i]"s and "[i]Rippling Ab Off[/i]"s I can put up with. I mean, no one can see your abs inside your shell anyway, dolt. Away with you now.
[*][item=Charcoal Sprangyroo] - I heard you say "[i]Watch this, mate![/i]", and I can watch you well enough from over here. As long as you are OVER THERE.
[*][item=Salve Kamaitachi] [item=Scythe Kamaitachi] [item=Sickle Kamaitachi] - Hopefully they won't make a scene. Or try to rip out your spleen. Just pet them a lot, And make them purr and preen.
[*][item=Emerald Cave Jewel] - Exploding Cigars are not cool dude. Now for my trick. Watch you DISAPPEAR!!! Amazing.
[*][item=Noggle] - Rude, Ridgeback-taunting, insufferable know-it-all fishes had better watch out for water loving Coatls. Now try and SCALE back your attitude for your next owner, ok? Good.
[*][item=Blackwing Croaker] [item=Heartred Croaker] - These two have been climbing the walls trying to come up with escape plans. Literally. It was a tad ridiculous actually.
[*][item=Shale Thresher] - A Shark with a lisp! Shorry if thish sheems a bit harsh, but shurely you can shtop peshtering others for treats? If you are FINished, I can send you to an new owner and stop with the fishy puns.
[*][item=Amaranth Moth] - Stop dive bombing the TV! You are blocking the view. And stop humming "[i]Ride of the Valkyries[/i]", your new home is ready.
[*][item=Sprangyroo] - Smart mouthed Sprangyroos. At least, I think they are being rude. Who can tell with that accent? Sending you to someone with an interpreter.
[*][item=Kelp Tender] - How do you fit 5 Kelp Tenders in a car? Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment of course. Which leaves the sixth one for me to deal with by sending it to its new home in a taxi.
[*][img]http://flightrising.com/images/cms/familiar/1144.png[/img] - You are the worst. I can't even display a proper icon for you. Grrrr.
[*][item=Sunset Lasher] - You can't fool me. You're just a Noggle that has been sunbaking. Now, where did I put my Tartare sauce? *[i]Watches Lasher swim away quietly to new home[/i]*
[*][item=Death Seeker] - Renowned for their appearance at disasters, have you [i]seen[/i] their taste in fashion?! At least this one can go and darken someone else's lair now.
[*][item=Dark-Tufted Sparrowmouse] - Grrr. I was just about to dig up those radishes myself, but now you've gone and eaten them all. As punishment, I'm sending you off to catch bugs for someone else's Spirals.
[*][item=Maned Rasa] - Stop it! You're getting too big to play "[i]Watch me jump off the sofa into the pile of plushies[/i]". Now if you can just stay still for 5 seconds, your new home is waiting for you.
[*][item=Baku] - This little pig monster stayed home... But was caught dialling 1-900 numbers, so now has to work on a community service gardening program.
[*][item=Noggle] - Hold still while i wrap you in newspaper to send to a friend.
[*][item=Maren Ambusher] [item=Maren Ambusher] [item=Maren Ambusher] [item=Maren Warrior] - No amount of auto-tuning is going to help you four get a Grammy. Better to split you up faster than I can say "[i]ill considered solo career[/i]". Sorry that all I could find for you four was work as a gorilla gram.
[*][item=Mistwatch Shellion] [item=Shellion] [item=Longneck Magi] [item=Everglade Lasher] [item=Greater Sandstrike] - All of you are in need of a good wash, combing, trimming, nail clipping, waxing, polishing, and deodorising. Now that's done, off you go.
[*][item=Maren Wavesinger] - I guess singing in TUNE is really not your forte. Fortunately for you, my forte is not to REST whilst finding you a new home. Fin.
[*][item=Brilliant Psywurm] [item=Everglade Lasher] - Sent onwards to the heart of The Viridian Labyrinth, they were seen no more. Hopefully.
[*][item=Swallowtail Buttersnake] and [item=Blue Tang Hippogriff] - For a desert dwelling aviataur, you sure sound like a surfer dude when you talk. Unfortunately.
[*][item=Double-tailed Warcat] - You can't see anything with that helmet over your eyes, so why else would you follow a Dragon home. Go and smell the fish in someone else's hoard.
[*][item=Venomous Toridae] [item=Poisonous Toridae] - These lookouts were nabbed sleeping on the job. Apparently no one told the two geniuses that these Toridae are diurnal when they arranged to pull the job at night. Easy to ship to a new home like that though.
[*][item=Common Podid] [Item=Southmarsh Podid] - The distraction pair, obviously. The blue one drops mustard in its fur and loudly complains whilst the green one makes a scene about the blue one making a scene. Classic. Wait! What's that over there? *[i]Boot[/i]*
[*][item=Psywurm] - And here we have the "brains" of the operation. Well, they would be if their bickering hadn't got them caught in the middle of the job, separated, then sent to different homes.
[*][item=Jeweled Octoflyer] [item=Octoflyer] - Someone's having calamari tonight!
These positively shameless Familiars have batted their eyelids or looked pathetic enough to be adopted, and are no longer available!
Hainu
Familiar
Is a group of hainu a flock or a pack?
2250
- Whilst you are NOT a shoulder parrot, and are in fact a fat butt wolf, someone out there loves you.
Shellion
Familiar
Its oily mane repels water.
2800
- Just... What are you? Well, whatever you are, you now have a new home.
Salve Kamaitachi
Familiar
The last to arrive to any scene, this kamaitachi cleans up after its inconsiderate siblings. (KS-Sponsored by Larthan.)
2800
- Stop digging in the garbage for fish heads, stinky, someone has REAL food for you.
Salve Kamaitachi
Familiar
The last to arrive to any scene, this kamaitachi cleans up after its inconsiderate siblings. (KS-Sponsored by Larthan.)
2800
- Scratching the furniture isn't going to get me to let you outside, so quit it. Someone else has a scratching post for you.
Storm Seeker
Familiar
Storm Seekers are the heralds of bleak weather. Entire murders of them flock toward approaching thunderclouds and hurricanes.
2000
- Stop looking at me like that. You aren't welcome anymore. Someone else will be taking care of you now.
Poisonous Toridae
Familiar
After Toridae devour large prey items, they burrow into the marsh bed and take root. Water dotted with the blooms of their tails designate plentiful hunting grounds.
2800
- Yes, your flower is pretty. No, I don't want you to show me, AGAIN. Go and show it to your new owner.
Maned Rasa
Familiar
The Maned Rasa's winter coat is white. While in its winter garb it is often mistaken for its cousin, the more aggressive Squall Rasa.
A single harpy is a rare sight. This one is a scout for a much larger flock.
2725
- You could have at least watched grass grow. Oh, you were looking for bugs? Well, someone else needs their pests controlled so off you go.
Silver Springbok
Familiar
Graceful, majestic, stoic, and somewhat judgmental.
2500
- Oh Deer. Your time of Judgement is at hand. Stop being such a butt head. No? Yes? You will stop? Thankyou! Now get your shiny metal back side off my porch on onto your next home on the range.
Dreameater
Familiar
Despite its fearsome appearance, having a dream eater visit you in your sleep can be a boon, as it will consume your nightmares.
2350
- You are NOT a cool wolf or fox. Stop it. You are a ... um ... a ... Hey! Look over there! Someone wants to talk to you. Bye!
Longneck Magi
Familiar
Longneck Magi train for years to master the art of harnessing the arcane energies of the world. What comes naturally to dragons is a rare gift in other peoples.
2500
- You couldn't keep a beat if you tried. Fortunately for you, we have Autotune now, so off to stardom you go. Or a voice over gig for train stations, whatever.
Salve Kamaitachi
Familiar
The last to arrive to any scene, this kamaitachi cleans up after its inconsiderate siblings. (KS-Sponsored by Larthan.)
2800
- This gassy, bloated, windy kitty can go stink up anothers Hoard.
Noggle
Familiar
Rumored to live in the sewers below the hewn city, noggles are said to grow to astonishing sizes. Dragons beware.
2400
- A face and personality that only a mother could love, but we won't talk about the hideous stench. Industrial strength deodoriser has been sent as well.
Salve Kamaitachi
Familiar
The last to arrive to any scene, this kamaitachi cleans up after its inconsiderate siblings. (KS-Sponsored by Larthan.)
2800
- A music producer just rang with a cease and desist order for copying their tween starlet. Fortunately for you the SFA relocation program will move you beyond their jurisdiction.
Blackwing Croaker
Familiar
These creatures spend their early lives swimming in shallow riverbeds. When they mature their fins will have elongated enough to facilitate flight.
2800
- Quote the donor: "Stupid frog" Quote to adopter: "My stupid frog now".
Baku
Familiar
Baku are able to walk both the physical and ethereal plane.
2250
- This little pig monster went to market... And was so ugly that no one wanted to buy him. Fortunately for all, somone took it in so that no one else could see its unfortunate visage.
Venomous Toridae
Familiar
The venom of a Toridae can be dangerous to Fae, but larger dragon breeds are able to shrug off the effects.
2800
Poisonous Toridae
Familiar
After Toridae devour large prey items, they burrow into the marsh bed and take root. Water dotted with the blooms of their tails designate plentiful hunting grounds.
2800
- Stop looking at each other. Nobody wants more of you. Now off you go to your new home together.
Shellion
Familiar
Its oily mane repels water.
2800
- Straight to the flea wash for you, and then a comb and trim before you are sent into exile another lair.
Southmarsh Podid
Familiar
This Podid is capable of holding its breath for up to two hours, during which time it will take a nap. Tread lightly in the marsh.
2800
- Eww! When was the last time you had a wash? Right the heck now. You're going into the wash straight after the Shellion.
Common Podid
Familiar
The common podid has uncommonly good taste. Or tastes uncommonly good. It really depends on who you ask.
2800
- Stop licking yourself. NO! Don't lick me instead! Ugh. Go and lick your new owner.
Magma Embear
Familiar
Guardian of the Ashfall Waste. (Flameforger's Festival 2014.)
0
- I really didn't want to know about flaming Embears and what the do in the woods, I really didn't. >_<
Common Podid
Familiar
The common podid has uncommonly good taste. Or tastes uncommonly good. It really depends on who you ask.
2800
- Why you no be Scythe Kamaitachi? Why did you have to be fluffy tummied snuggle monstie? Off you go. -Sniff-
Elk
Familiar
Favored mounts and companions to fae dragons, its antlers make an excellent perch.
2600
- I no u is herd animal, but I am not ur shepard! Ooooh, look over there. That person has some delicious carrots and frozen moss, your favourite!
Venomous Toridae
Familiar
The venom of a Toridae can be dangerous to Fae, but larger dragon breeds are able to shrug off the effects.
2800
- Take a hint, you aren't welcome. Too subtle for you? Well ok then. You are welcome... OVER THERE! Sheesh.
Baku
Familiar
Baku are able to walk both the physical and ethereal plane.
2250
Fungalhoof Qiriq
Familiar
These creatures leave a trail of vibrant fungi in their wake. Tracking a Fungalhoof Qiriq is easy; surviving an encounter with one is less so.
2300
- Oh look! It's another mutant-pig-monster-thing. Hey friend, just follow the Qiriq and eat the mushrooms it spawns as it wanders over to your new owner, ok? Good.
Scythe Kamaitachi
Familiar
This spirit rides in the wake of other kamaitachi, delivering several shallow cuts to anyone unfortunate enough to stand in its path. (KS-Sponsored by Larthan.)
3000
- Cork board 1 - Stabby Kitty 0. Stabby Kitty will now be relegated to an off-site lair where he can roll around in fish heads to his hearts content.
Fungalhoof Qiriq
Familiar
These creatures leave a trail of vibrant fungi in their wake. Tracking a Fungalhoof Qiriq is easy; surviving an encounter with one is less so.
2300
- Hide and seek is only fun if BOTH of you know that you are playing. Now go and play hide and seek with the Shadowmomma if you dare.
Hippogriff
Familiar
Hippogriffs are more social creatures than their gryphon cousins. Their ability to consume meat and grain means that more of them may occupy the same territory.
1600
- Quit hovering over my head as I try and eat my fish and chips. Danged scavengers. Ok, I'll give you some if you go and bother someone else.
Wildwood Owl
Familiar
This owl's bite is worse than its bark.
1700
- No wonder your last owner is happy to see you go. Even Dracula didn't bite as much as you. Time for you to nibble on someone else.
Peacock Firebird
Familiar
Peacock firebirds lack the color mimicry of their mock-firebird cousins. They tend to live short lives.
2200
- No, I don't want to hear your life story. I don't care if it is a beautiful TAIL tale! Oooh look, a mirror! All the way over there.
Cursed Bat
Familiar
What is this bat's curse? That's for the unfortunate soul who catches this one to discover.
2100
- I'm sure that someone else would like to have you visit, if only you wouldn't just hang about in my lair. Maybe new surroundings will perk you up a bit.
Mistwatch Shellion
Familiar
Some may find watching mist to be dull, but this Shellion is quite entertained.
2800
- I'm splitting you up from your buddy. There's only so much "Bench Press Off"s and "Buff Off"s and "Rippling Ab Off"s I can put up with. I mean, no one can see your abs inside your shell anyway, dolt. Away with you now.
Charcoal Sprangyroo
Familiar
Sprangyroo are commonly hired on as mercenaries by the Longneck clan.
2500
- I heard you say "Watch this, mate!", and I can watch you well enough from over here. As long as you are OVER THERE.
Salve Kamaitachi
Familiar
The last to arrive to any scene, this kamaitachi cleans up after its inconsiderate siblings. (KS-Sponsored by Larthan.)
2800
Scythe Kamaitachi
Familiar
This spirit rides in the wake of other kamaitachi, delivering several shallow cuts to anyone unfortunate enough to stand in its path. (KS-Sponsored by Larthan.)
3000
Sickle Kamaitachi
Familiar
This spirit has a fiery temper, and charges headlong into battle, knocking down its foes. (KS-Sponsored by Larthan.)
2800
- Hopefully they won't make a scene. Or try to rip out your spleen. Just pet them a lot, And make them purr and preen.
Emerald Cave Jewel
Familiar
One of the few cave-dwelling creatures to possess functional eyes, Emerald Cave Jewels produce their own light source.
2100
- Exploding Cigars are not cool dude. Now for my trick. Watch you DISAPPEAR!!! Amazing.
Noggle
Familiar
Rumored to live in the sewers below the hewn city, noggles are said to grow to astonishing sizes. Dragons beware.
2400
- Rude, Ridgeback-taunting, insufferable know-it-all fishes had better watch out for water loving Coatls. Now try and SCALE back your attitude for your next owner, ok? Good.
Blackwing Croaker
Familiar
These creatures spend their early lives swimming in shallow riverbeds. When they mature their fins will have elongated enough to facilitate flight.
2800
Heartred Croaker
Familiar
Named for their outer display, heartred croakers are various shades of brown and green on the inside.
2850
- These two have been climbing the walls trying to come up with escape plans. Literally. It was a tad ridiculous actually.
Shale Thresher
Familiar
The hide of the shale thresher flakes as it grows, forming many sharp ridges.
2400
- A Shark with a lisp! Shorry if thish sheems a bit harsh, but shurely you can shtop peshtering others for treats? If you are FINished, I can send you to an new owner and stop with the fishy puns.
Amaranth Moth
Familiar
This distinctive moth has deep reds and purples running through its leafy wings. It's difficult to classify as purely flora or fauna.
1500
- Stop dive bombing the TV! You are blocking the view. And stop humming "Ride of the Valkyries", your new home is ready.
Sprangyroo
Familiar
Sprangyroo begin their combat training from the moment they are able to stand on two feet.
2500
- Smart mouthed Sprangyroos. At least, I think they are being rude. Who can tell with that accent? Sending you to someone with an interpreter.
Kelp Tender
Familiar
These gentle creatures graze on the smaller algaes and grasses that occassionally take root on the surface of kelp forests.
2900
- How do you fit 5 Kelp Tenders in a car? Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment of course. Which leaves the sixth one for me to deal with by sending it to its new home in a taxi.
- You are the worst. I can't even display a proper icon for you. Grrrr.
Sunset Lasher
Familiar
A lasher rarely leaves its den, preferring to wait for prey to arrive at its doorstep before striking.
2400
- You can't fool me. You're just a Noggle that has been sunbaking. Now, where did I put my Tartare sauce? *Watches Lasher swim away quietly to new home*
Death Seeker
Familiar
This murderous bird is blind save for the large, ominous eye on its chest.
2700
- Renowned for their appearance at disasters, have you seen their taste in fashion?! At least this one can go and darken someone else's lair now.
Dark-Tufted Sparrowmouse
Familiar
A terror to any dragon who gardens.
1500
- Grrr. I was just about to dig up those radishes myself, but now you've gone and eaten them all. As punishment, I'm sending you off to catch bugs for someone else's Spirals.
Maned Rasa
Familiar
The Maned Rasa's winter coat is white. While in its winter garb it is often mistaken for its cousin, the more aggressive Squall Rasa.
2600
- Stop it! You're getting too big to play "Watch me jump off the sofa into the pile of plushies". Now if you can just stay still for 5 seconds, your new home is waiting for you.
Baku
Familiar
Baku are able to walk both the physical and ethereal plane.
2250
- This little pig monster stayed home... But was caught dialling 1-900 numbers, so now has to work on a community service gardening program.
Noggle
Familiar
Rumored to live in the sewers below the hewn city, noggles are said to grow to astonishing sizes. Dragons beware.
2400
- Hold still while i wrap you in newspaper to send to a friend.
Maren Ambusher
Familiar
Some Maren bloodlines carry the ability to adjust the chromatophores in the skin, allowing for a chameleon-like defense.
2900
Maren Ambusher
Familiar
Some Maren bloodlines carry the ability to adjust the chromatophores in the skin, allowing for a chameleon-like defense.
2900
Maren Ambusher
Familiar
Some Maren bloodlines carry the ability to adjust the chromatophores in the skin, allowing for a chameleon-like defense.
2900
Maren Warrior
Familiar
Those Maren who take up trident and claw are adept aquatic fighters.
2900
- No amount of auto-tuning is going to help you four get a Grammy. Better to split you up faster than I can say "ill considered solo career". Sorry that all I could find for you four was work as a gorilla gram.
Mistwatch Shellion
Familiar
Some may find watching mist to be dull, but this Shellion is quite entertained.
2800
Shellion
Familiar
Its oily mane repels water.
2800
Longneck Magi
Familiar
Longneck Magi train for years to master the art of harnessing the arcane energies of the world. What comes naturally to dragons is a rare gift in other peoples.
2500
Everglade Lasher
Familiar
Everglade lashers swim in colorful, shining schools. They migrate up rivers to the base of The Behemoth every spring.
2400
Greater Sandstrike
Familiar
A sandstrike will bury itself until only its spines are exposed. It is an ambush predator.
2450
- All of you are in need of a good wash, combing, trimming, nail clipping, waxing, polishing, and deodorising. Now that's done, off you go.
Maren Wavesinger
Familiar
Maren Wavesingers maintain a strong connection with the elements, and may guide currents to the advantage of their schools.
2900
- I guess singing in TUNE is really not your forte. Fortunately for you, my forte is not to REST whilst finding you a new home. Fin.
Brilliant Psywurm
Familiar
Naturally gifted with a photographic memory and a phosphorescent mane. (KS-Sponsored by Mythka.)
2800
Everglade Lasher
Familiar
Everglade lashers swim in colorful, shining schools. They migrate up rivers to the base of The Behemoth every spring.
2400
- Sent onwards to the heart of The Viridian Labyrinth, they were seen no more. Hopefully.
Swallowtail Buttersnake
Familiar
Also known as the Ouroboros Buttersnake. (Colored by Nubs.)
2250
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Blue Tang Hippogriff
Familiar
Regarded as a top-tier predator of land, sea, and sky, blue tang hippogriffs are at home in any environment.
2750
- For a desert dwelling aviataur, you sure sound like a surfer dude when you talk. Unfortunately.
Double-Tailed Warcat
Familiar
Double-tailed Warcats rival the size of many dragons. These fierce creatures are bred and trained as guardians by the Longneck tribes.
2500
- You can't see anything with that helmet over your eyes, so why else would you follow a Dragon home. Go and smell the fish in someone else's hoard.
Venomous Toridae
Familiar
The venom of a Toridae can be dangerous to Fae, but larger dragon breeds are able to shrug off the effects.
2800
Poisonous Toridae
Familiar
After Toridae devour large prey items, they burrow into the marsh bed and take root. Water dotted with the blooms of their tails designate plentiful hunting grounds.
2800
- These lookouts were nabbed sleeping on the job. Apparently no one told the two geniuses that these Toridae are diurnal when they arranged to pull the job at night. Easy to ship to a new home like that though.
Common Podid
Familiar
The common podid has uncommonly good taste. Or tastes uncommonly good. It really depends on who you ask.
2800
Southmarsh Podid
Familiar
This Podid is capable of holding its breath for up to two hours, during which time it will take a nap. Tread lightly in the marsh.
2800
- The distraction pair, obviously. The blue one drops mustard in its fur and loudly complains whilst the green one makes a scene about the blue one making a scene. Classic. Wait! What's that over there? *Boot*
Psywurm
Familiar
Psywurms love a good book. Usually preferring to nap on the one you're trying to read. (KS-Sponsored by Mythka.)
2800
- And here we have the "brains" of the operation. Well, they would be if their bickering hadn't got them caught in the middle of the job, separated, then sent to different homes.
Jeweled Octoflyer
Familiar
Much more refined than a regular octoflyer: peasants!
2900
Octoflyer
Familiar
These invertebrates may leap from the water and glide short distances. Water clan hatchlings enjoy watching them smack into things.
@Reaganstorme,
You cannot begin to understand how much I'm giggling about this. It's perfect and brilliant and utterly wonderful. Shame all the familiars. All of them.
@Reaganstorme,
You cannot begin to understand how much I'm giggling about this. It's perfect and brilliant and utterly wonderful. Shame all the familiars. All of them.
@Cytation - Thankyou for your donations. You can now go to your lair page and positively BASK in its non-shameful-ness.
I am also happy to take Anonymous donations to take your shameful Familiars from your hoard, so that you may absolve your guilt of giving up a little fluffy monster that you can't bear the sight of anymore without anyone else being the wiser.
@Cytation - Thankyou for your donations. You can now go to your lair page and positively BASK in its non-shameful-ness.
I am also happy to take Anonymous donations to take your shameful Familiars from your hoard, so that you may absolve your guilt of giving up a little fluffy monster that you can't bear the sight of anymore without anyone else being the wiser.
All they see are big hungry Dragons terrorising their lands, and in an effort to stop them, throw their most pathetic, most shameful denizens at them, to live with them, and try to get them to stop out of mortification and embarrassment.
"Cool! Another Familiar. Wait, it's just another Death's Head Stag. Sigh. Oh well."
Well, NO MORE!
Dragons must be allowed to hunt for Phat Lootz without the shackles of ignominy dogging their path.
All they see are big hungry Dragons terrorising their lands, and in an effort to stop them, throw their most pathetic, most shameful denizens at them, to live with them, and try to get them to stop out of mortification and embarrassment.
"Cool! Another Familiar. Wait, it's just another Death's Head Stag. Sigh. Oh well."
Well, NO MORE!
Dragons must be allowed to hunt for Phat Lootz without the shackles of ignominy dogging their path.
Thankyou for the bumps.
I have just received two more clingy pets from someone, who was extremely relieved to see the back of them:
[item=Elk] - I no u is herd animal, but I am not ur shepard!
[item=Blackwing Croaker] - Quote the donor: "Stupid frog"