[item=breed change: veilspun]
Do you want a Veilspun breed change? Do you not have 1000 gems? Don't worry! I'm selling this Veilspun scroll for the low, low price of the most hilarious, ridiculous offer possible! Sell me your wares like you're Billy Mayes, write me a grant proposal, offer me your leftover chicken leg double-breaded and slathered in syrup. I'll pick a lucky recipient at midnight FR time and send the scroll then.
(Scroll is on the AH for proof.)
Let the silliness commence!
Changes the breed of one dragon to Veilspun. Veilspun dragons are an ancient breed with a 20-day breeding cooldown. Applying this item will reset all of the target dragon's genes to Basic.
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Do you want a Veilspun breed change? Do you not have 1000 gems? Don't worry! I'm selling this Veilspun scroll for the low, low price of the most hilarious, ridiculous offer possible! Sell me your wares like you're Billy Mayes, write me a grant proposal, offer me your leftover chicken leg double-breaded and slathered in syrup. I'll pick a lucky recipient at midnight FR time and send the scroll then.
(Scroll is on the AH for proof.)
Let the silliness commence!
I really like dipping strawberry wafers into mild salsa but it's only good when i make them because i have The Touch so i can make you some if you want :) i'm absolutely not joking btw about actually eating this stuff. it's good!!!!! i can give u like 300 gems as an actual part of an offer if u do decide to choose me bc this is so nice kdhgksgh
I really like dipping strawberry wafers into mild salsa but it's only good when i make them because i have The Touch so i can make you some if you want :) i'm absolutely not joking btw about actually eating this stuff. it's good!!!!! i can give u like 300 gems as an actual part of an offer if u do decide to choose me bc this is so nice kdhgksgh
Once, when I was very, very small, I stabbed my thumb while opening a Lego Ninjago set. It was because the scissors were too far out of reach and a sharp pencil was the closest thing I had on hand, and my mother kinda just... waved me off when I asked her to grab scissors? So basically I'm lazy and it cost me a trip to the Children's Hospital at, like, 10 P.M.
Also for realsies I can offer like... IDK five stacks of Broken Bottles as a monument to my stupidity? Some Dragon Dosh? Who knows.
Once, when I was very, very small, I stabbed my thumb while opening a Lego Ninjago set. It was because the scissors were too far out of reach and a sharp pencil was the closest thing I had on hand, and my mother kinda just... waved me off when I asked her to grab scissors? So basically I'm lazy and it cost me a trip to the Children's Hospital at, like, 10 P.M.
Also for realsies I can offer like... IDK five stacks of Broken Bottles as a monument to my stupidity? Some Dragon Dosh? Who knows.
*scuffles around* uhm. uhm. oh jeez, uhm. i have pocket lint i can offer... and an unopened can of diet coke... some dog hair??
i was a lad with big big books, i was a smart lad traveling along the banks eating whatever leftover money bank people have. discovering the secret gov origination of . eating absolute money, lead by a guy who doesnt know how the secret gov when to be existed. Now what do i have to offer? well, first i have to say is bigfoot real? is he real?if he is real why isnt he pull up and fight me, hes bigfoot not strong man.i can take him, the only thing he will be stomping on is his debt FROM his hospital visit B) or vet since it a animal, is it sasquatch or bigfoot? idk, doesnt matter, cause he will be sasquatting into a heap of flesh anyway, unless he got tiktok game, my body is a stiff as a board he would really appeal to the tiktok community since everyone there admits to acting like apes including me. Anyway i got like 100kt and chips Chino crumbs for the annual chip chimmi eating-on-the-bed-till-you-past-out, that will rocks off you of the rocks till you don't wanna be on the rock anymore, to offer
i was a lad with big big books, i was a smart lad traveling along the banks eating whatever leftover money bank people have. discovering the secret gov origination of . eating absolute money, lead by a guy who doesnt know how the secret gov when to be existed. Now what do i have to offer? well, first i have to say is bigfoot real? is he real?if he is real why isnt he pull up and fight me, hes bigfoot not strong man.i can take him, the only thing he will be stomping on is his debt FROM his hospital visit B) or vet since it a animal, is it sasquatch or bigfoot? idk, doesnt matter, cause he will be sasquatting into a heap of flesh anyway, unless he got tiktok game, my body is a stiff as a board he would really appeal to the tiktok community since everyone there admits to acting like apes including me. Anyway i got like 100kt and chips Chino crumbs for the annual chip chimmi eating-on-the-bed-till-you-past-out, that will rocks off you of the rocks till you don't wanna be on the rock anymore, to offer
> Fr+16
*slips Him into your pocket* *winks*
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.5 of a gem and my full commitment to worship our lord and savior Cthulhu until the world is destroyed by climate change
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BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE-
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Don't be shy, ping me NOW for your chance at these simply incredible vistas waiting to be attached to your account. Forever.
(Seriously thanks for your generosity. It's kind of you to give away a scroll!)
Hi there, I'm RedDeadValkyrie and today I'm bringing you only the finest of wares! *scrolls through hoard* Yes, in fact, I've got a special offer today of the most EXQUISITE forum vista you can imagine... the one, the only.. Vista: Conjurer's Hat. Now you may be thinking to yourself, "what could possibly set this vista apart from every other I've ever seen?" Well that's just it isn't it! Now YOU get to be apart of the sitewide phenomenon of owning simply TOO MANY OF THESE! Feel kinship with every other user on this site by simply hoarding, collecting, and REFUSING to get rid of this vista! Will you display it proudly upon your forum posts for the world to see? NO WAY! Instead, it will continue to gather dust in your hoard, far away from prying eyes who dare see your shame. Don't miss out on this opportunity to add yet another hat to your growing hoard!
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE-
If you act fast on this offer, I'll throw in a bonus vista! You heard that right! TWO vistas for the price of one! And this vista is no slouch either... coming at you is a Vista: Jester! Ever wanted to feel like a total clown in front of thousands of your peers on the internet? Then this vista is perfect for you! Now you too can be the laughing stock of the entire court as you apply this simply worthless- I mean-... Incredibly valuable vista to your account. I'd even throw in an extra copy of this vista so you can match with a friend. Ya hear? That's THREE VISTAS!!! All ready and waiting for you!
Don't be shy, ping me NOW for your chance at these simply incredible vistas waiting to be attached to your account. Forever.
(Seriously thanks for your generosity. It's kind of you to give away a scroll!)
*Reaches into pockets, rummages around*
*Takes out a bottle of breath-mint and a rotten half-eaten fish*
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Today's deal folks is gonna be a good one ! For the low low price of 50g you wont get once, twice but 10 times the feeling of regret for not selling at AH rate ! That's right 10 times the feeling of regret ! And that's not all for today and today only you will get this free limited edition badge on your order !
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