public static class Sylvandyr { static float age = Date.currentYear - 1987 + (Date.currentDay - April 17) / Date.daysInYear; // About 33 static string gender = null; // "they" pronouns static final boolean LOVES_FOOD = true; static function Bribe(food){ return new AppreciativeSound(); } static function Tofu(){ // No escape. No need for escape. return Tofu(); } static function GetBadPickupLine(){ string[] lines = [ "I'll TRUNCATE my Task table right away if you call me.", "I'll adore you like recursion with no end condition.", "I found out at compile time that you speak my language.", "Let me rehash; there is no salt between us.", "I'll give you my map and key so you can access me anytime.", "I'll queue for you until the end-of-life notification.", "I'm so persistent, I’ll always be in your memory." ]; return lines[Math.floor(Math.random() * (lines.length - 1))]; } }