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Two Rivers Times

"From the Dust We Rise, To the Dust We Return."



"Dodo Care:
Do's and Don't's"
Pg. 143b


"Stop Eating Acorns!
There is better food!"
Pg. 90a


"The Controversy of the
Cleansing Elixir"
Pg. 80b


TWO RIVERS POST OFFICE UPDATES SYSTEMS

Lady Pomona has informed the Times that the beloved Two Rivers Post Office is undergoing some much needed system upgrades.

"We are experiencing more tourism recently," she said to one of our reporters. "Because of this, we feel it's time for the Post Office to expand our services to transportation."

The Post Office has long since stood as the proud symbol of our dusty little town, never closing in the face of calamity and always delivering the mail as efficiently as a well-oiled machine. These updates are not a surprise and have been expected for some time.

--

"We plan to train our couriers to guide visitors here and then return them home when they wish. We hope to boost the local economy through this service." - Lady Pomona, Postmaster General

--

Lady Pomona would like to remind everyone that everyone with a sense of adventure is encouraged to apply to become a postal worker. The Post Office boasts incredible benefits, pay, and life insurance policies.

Consider joining the Post Office today!




General Ariadne Begs Youth to Stop Going Into the Desert for the "Lulz"

General Ariadne begs the local youth to stop going into the desert for the "lulz", citing dangerous changes in weather and unknown phenomenon.

A Times reporter got this message from her at a town hall meeting:

"Listen, I know it's funny to go into the desert and throw rocks at the staircases and statues that randomly appear and then go away the next day, but it really isn't safe. Already we've had to get several folks out of wells in the desert that we didn't even know existed! I get it, Two Rivers can be a bit boring, but please do something other than going into the desert. Considering getting a hobby or joining an after-school program."

Local youth do not seem to be taking the warning seriously as more and more are going into the desert just for the fun of it, some screeching "YOLO" as they go.

Sir Rick has this to say:

"I don't care what you do. Just stop waking me up at 3 am expecting me to care about your friend that got kidnapped by something from the Reverse, alright? They'll be fine. They always come back. Sure, their head might spin around a bit and they talk in tongues, but you all took that risk when going out there without a guide."

To this, General Ariadne responded,

"Please don't listen to him and come to us when there is a problem. We are here to help everyone when they are in need. No matter what time."

At this point in the town hall meeting, Sir Rick took the microphone and said,

"I'm not. The next person to wake me up because you lot decided to be idiots gets tossed into the chasm."

General Ariadne looked exhausted and did not wish to take anymore questions.






COMMUNITY REMINDERS

Two Rivers is a town that supports Exalting at any time for any reason!

"Hear the call of the Earthshaker? Well, what are you still doing here!?"

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Townsfolk are not typically up for moving, even for a substantial amount of funds. Those who mark themselves as "Sales" are the only ones looking to move.

"Not in sales? Has a familiar? Has apparel? Not up for grabs! Please stop attempting to kidnap our townsfolk. They bite."





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