ABOUT ~ Abby ~ Hello there ~ My DragCave CREDS

"Okay, hi, I'm Abby. I'm, a writer, you won't find any books by me, at least not yet... I'm working on a story right now called 'Poison'. Yea, also, if you wanna see what it's about, shoot me a PM! I'm a high school student and I'm trying my best to be happy. Music is my safe place, I always find my place listening to songs and just relaxing. Imperials and Skydancers are my favoritesss. I really want to try to accumulate as many "gem" themed dragons as I can, they're so prettyyyyy"

Ways to Keep Your Sanity
1. Sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom, don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that.
4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in".
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.
6. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
7. Skip rather than walk.
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood.
11. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom.
12. When money comes out of the cash machine scream, "I won, I won!"
13. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. Find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on.
15. Anytime someone asks you 'why' reply with 'because I'm batman.'
16. Wait until there are a bunch of people, look in the fridge casually, and jump back, slamming the fridge door saying, "IT'S MOVING IT'S MOVING!!"
17. Talk to yourself sort of quietly, but people can hear you (in public) and then scream, "BECAUSE I SAID SO!"
18. Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOSH, I'M HIDEOUS!"
19. Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
20. Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
21. Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
22. Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
23. Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
24. Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
25. Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
26. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
27. Randomly start screeching the Theater Code of Ethics at a non theatre person.
28. At a busy public bathroom, draw a small spider with black marker on a toilet paper square.
29. Run around with a pool noodle in each hand and go full noodle arms while screaming.
30. At a busy public bathroom, draw a small spider with black marker on a toilet paper square.
31. Pretend you think the poop emoji is actually chocolate ice cream.
32. Smash up some oreos into tiny bits. Mix them into water. Give the concoction to a friend and tell them it's coke.
33. Introduce yourself as "(your name), but don't freak out if someone screeches 'Singles Awareness Day' and I respond."
34. Go to a haunted house and greet every person there. Including the monsters.
35. Play the most positive music to blast while your students are testing. And always sing along to EVERY SONG.
36. Leave a sticky note on your desk before leaving class and write, "You got this!"
37. Howl with the wolves at the zoo.
38. Dance along to the wii theme.
39. If a lizard waves at you at the pet store, wave back.
40. Put this on your page and make someone else smile :)