ohnunu's Clan

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Dreameater Tusk Organics If the dreameater that lost this still lives, the one who possesses this tusk should sleep lightly. 33

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They/them 19 FR+3 homestuck, anyone?

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Baku Tusk Organics Baku regularly shed their tusks. 33

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WISHLIST:

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Very Interesting and Wholly Accurate (mostly) Facts:

-The Space Sphere will never go to space.
-The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats.
-Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava.
-At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch.
-The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty.
-According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig.
-Fact: Space does not exist.
-In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself.
-If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.
-William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts.
-The situation you are in is very dangerous.
-ohnunu is not defective. Their facts are wholly accurate and very interesting.
-The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful, deadly poison.
-Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve.
-89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.
-Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god.
-Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity.
-In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.
-Warning, my corruption is at twenty-- rats cannot throw up.
-Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens.
-Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellets, commonly used today as packing material.
-Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans.
-Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird.
-This is a bad plan. You will fail.
-In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event.
-The square root of rope is string.
-It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented 'push-ups' in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name 'Tesla-cize.'
-In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning.
-During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice.
-Error. Error. Error. Fact not found.
-Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis.
-The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general.
-Error. Error. Error. File not found.
-Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out.
-The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere.
-Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long.
-To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror.
-Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium.
-Dental floss has superb tensile strength.
-Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks.
-The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands.
-The billionth digit of Pi is 9.
-Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.
-You will never go into space.
-The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward. He will most likely kill you, violently.
-Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't.
-Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed.
-The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.
-Corruption at 50%
-Roman toothpaste was made with human urine. Urine as an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century.
-In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it.
-Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead.
-The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days.
-Rats cannot throw up.
-According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats.
-While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation.
-ohnunu is a good person, with many friends.
-ohnunu is the most intelligent person.
-Corruption at 25%
-The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four.
-You will be dead soon.
-The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space.
-The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome.
-Fact not found.
-The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth.
-ohnunu is a good person, whose insights are relevant.
-This situation is hopeless.
-ohnunu is always right.
-Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius.
-The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government.
-An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
-The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros in captivity is 15 years.
-Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of ohnunu.
-Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene.
-A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds.
-Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it.
-Honey does not spoil.
-Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes.
-Hot water freezes quicker than cold water.
-Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes.
-At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself.
-Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters.
-In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute.
-The average adult body contains half a pound of salt.
-The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.
-Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath.
-China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans.
-Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit.
-A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second.