FutureChiken's Clan

Hiya! I'm just a person tryna vibe
-I'm really chill and friendly mah dude, but my humor may be pretty dark and weird.
-Use whatever pronouns ya want for me my fellow gamer, I don’t care B)
-I won't accept random friend requests from people I've never talked to or seen before. So say hi or something and have a chat first or invite me to roleplay!
-I live in North America and 3 hours ahead of FlightRising time.
-My personality is INTP-T and I am very chaotic for whatever reason :\
-I'm a level 1000 procrastinator and I kinda just use FR to hang out with people, make friends, roleplay, and collect random dragons and then don’t do anything with them
-I am horrible at remembering things lol please be patient with me if I forget anything.
-Everything I have is unorganized...am i gonna fix it?........no, don’t feel like it
-I'm broke, like, broke broke. Broke ever since the start. I was gonna fix that, but naw, I'm in the hole, this is where I stay now i guess
-Hey there, yea you, remember to drink water everyday and remember that you're loved and supported by people. Don't you forget that, okay. Or I'll punch you. You will not escape me. The punch is inevitable. You are warned :D

History of things my broadcast message was, in no particular order for my own convenience (Always WIP and may or may not make you laugh or confuse you)

-I have no happiness, only varying levels of chaotic energy.
-Hi!! Remember to love yourself and drink water everyday!
-*aggressive support intensifies*
-*punches you with the fist of happiness and good vibes*
-jesus christ, i was cringy
-Dark humor is the best humor >:D
-ATTEMPTS TO VIBE UNSUCCESSFUL
-Ah, chaos, my favorite flavor
-Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake, fool
-No refunds for lost sanity
-I need to be less Panic! and more "at the Disco"
-I'M GONNA SNOWBOARD INTO THE UNDERWORLD
-*unholy screeching*
-Responsibility? What is this peasant term you speak of mortal?
-THE FLOWERS ARE SATAN FLAVORED AND THEY WANT MY SOUL
-New phone who dis
-Would salsa be considered a soup, smoothie, salad, or condiment?
-hehe, puns
-*increasingly loud screeching*
-*cries in kazoo*
-This ain't good chief
-Amnesia time, baaaabyyyyyy
-*sadly dabs*
-Behind you.
-I don't need sleep, I need a stable emotional state
-Why am I in light flight? Guess.
-I have an ongoing crisis and it's called life
-Warm water tastes round, cold water tastes pointy
-The giant dread of anxiety looming above me says hello
-I really shouldn't have drank that energy drink im in pain
-hhhhh....
-Yo no hablo anime
-*sigh* It do just be like that sometimes
-I have the lethality of a peanut...with a knife.
-I eat raw pasta noodles, your argument is invalid
-I am just FULL of mildly quotable statements
-I'm a walking safety hazard
-Hm, what did i get done? Hm, nothing, of course
-I'm just high on caffeine 24/7
-I identify as the sound a kazoo makes
-I am incredibly motivated to not do anything
-I am 83% sure that I 100% know what I'm doing
-I know how to choke people! :D
-I am not an achiever
-I have the power to rewind time, and I already stabbed you
-yea im cool i've got my collar up and everything
-This is the part where words come out of my mouth and dont make sense
-Fire can be black if you put it in the dark
-BUT DINNER IS LATER AND MAC N CHEESE IS NOW
- I'm gonna BURN the OCEAN!
-Remember buddy, you're loved and don't you forget that.
-*maintains eye contact as I eat ramen noodles from a teacup*
-*screams in AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*
-I identify as a pineapple.
-You have nice ears :)
-I am a part-time knee cap boiler
-good vibes and chaotic vibes make a fine soup
-Bad skeletons get put in the flesh prison
-I don’t really know either, buddy
-Requesting permission to kill...
-| | | | | | | | | | | | | oh no | | | | | | | | | | | | D:
-Stay frosty, be cool, drink liquid nitrogen
-What a beautiful day to set things on fire
-Time to commit crimes and go into a coma
-No talk me, I workin' | -.-
-*dyslexic microwave noises*
-My reply rate is deader than top text bottom text memes
-I am as dumb as I am stupid
-You are now manually breathing
-All my dragons are dead. Epic gamer moment.
-The ‘lost your will to live’ kind of day
-I am afraid. Of what? Good question
-Ah yes, Hell.
-Dear heck why is my writing style so inconsistent
-Unfortunate mouth breathers get put in the grave
-I anger
-*sadly screams*
-*politely clears throat* aaaAAAAAAAA-
-You underestimate the rate at how I can disappoint people
-Now seems like a good time to scream
-Chimkin Nug
-Hey Gamers B) what’s gaming
-corn
-No gender, only gremlin
-MAC N CHEESE TACOS AW YEAHH
-No thoughts, head full of beans
-My Maslow’s hierarchy of needs: eat, sleep, and cry
-Think you have bones?? THINK AGAIN!!!
-GLOBAL WARMING IS OUT, TAX EVASION IS IN
-I may be nervous and confused, but I’m trying my best!
-A throne forged of blood's iron, adorned with false solidity
-I'm confused, what's a beyonce?
-Tax fraud is an emotion and I am feeling it
-Cool, unfortunately I'm eating the foundation of your walls
-Could probably beat up several worms in hand to hand combat