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Jackthegecko's Clan
♥Too scared to start, but too curious to stop♥
Ancient Lair
of the
Spiral Keep
Clan Information
Not dead just hungry


If i can help out in any way let me know!


1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7.skip rather than walk
8. don't use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on
15. Anytime someone asks you 'why' reply with 'because im batman'
16. Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
17. Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
18. Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
19. Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
20. Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
22. Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
23. Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
24. Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
25. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
26.. put this on your page and make someone else smile
Recent Clan Activity [View All]
01/22 Became friends with Cinnamoonx Maybe in a few years they'll write a buddy comedy about you guys.
01/07 Birthed new hatchlings! 3 Guardian Male, 1 Guardian Female
12/28 Became friends with WeirdStashCat. Maybe in a few years they'll write a buddy comedy about you guys.
Jackthegecko User ID: 436550
Date Joined: 2018-12-10
Birthday: February 12
Forum Posts: 87
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Recent Comments
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Laoshu wrote:
Thank you!!! That means a lot!! <3
Jan 21, 2021, 16:53:59
shrimpheavennow wrote:
It's a bit from My Brother My Brother and Me, a podcast! You can look up Shrimp Heaven Now and it should come up (ALSO LILLIPUP!!!!! HERDIER IS MY FAVORITE POKEMON)
Jan 20, 2021, 16:34:54
WeirdStashCat wrote:
Your welcome ^-^
Dec 28, 2020, 10:27:21
WeirdStashCat wrote:
Kilo was on the front page!
Dec 28, 2020, 09:48:36
EagerNicol wrote:
thank you! i like how yours is organized <3
Dec 07, 2020, 17:11:09
EzioAuditore wrote:
yeah she's one of my favorite dragons :0
Dec 03, 2020, 10:17:03
ShadowTail wrote:
Yeah Horizon was good-looking
Nov 17, 2020, 22:12:13
Sakon wrote:
oh wow I am super late on this but that's amazing to hear!!
Nov 08, 2020, 21:50:34
Tsunami102 wrote:
I already do, like, 70% of the things on your bio.
Oct 19, 2020, 14:07:53
stickybub wrote:
your bio is truly a masterpiece
Oct 17, 2020, 04:12:42
Kitsuwune wrote:
Oh, that's so cool! Thanks for letting me know!
Oct 14, 2020, 15:31:04
Laoshu wrote:
o wo? Hiya
Oct 01, 2020, 05:36:11
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