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Jackthegecko's Clan
♥Too scared to start but too curious to stop♥
Ancient Lair
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Clan Information
Not dead just saving up foods

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If i can help out in any way let me know!

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1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7.skip rather than walk
8. don't use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on
15. Anytime someone asks you 'why' reply with 'because im batman'
16. Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
17. Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
18. Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
19. Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
20. Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
22. Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
23. Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
24. Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
25. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
26.. put this on your page and make someone else smile
Recent Clan Activity [View All]
08/29 Became friends with helacute Maybe in a few years they'll write a buddy comedy about you guys.
06/25 Became friends with foxfolk Maybe in a few years they'll write a buddy comedy about you guys.
06/21 Birthed new hatchlings! 1 Spiral Male, 1 Spiral Female
Jackthegecko User ID: 436550
Date Joined: 2018-12-10
Birthday: February 12
Forum Posts: 93
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Recent Comments
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mcsweeney96 wrote:
Thanks for letting me know about my dragon on the front page!! Very nice of you :)
Sep 10, 2021, 17:08:10
Lionrae wrote:
Thank you so much! <3
Aug 03, 2021, 10:03:56
opticSNAP wrote:
Zar is based off my half drow warlock d&d character! So it's awesome they made the front page! Too bad I didn't give them a bio before it happened!
Jun 10, 2021, 22:19:36
CloudiiRaffe wrote:
WAIT I GOT ON THE FRONTPAGE?! OMYGOSH THANKS FOR TELLING ME!
Jun 10, 2021, 19:40:10
kyrin18 wrote:
Bucky was on the front page ^^
May 26, 2021, 09:17:20
youngVolcanoes wrote:
thank you!
Mar 25, 2021, 10:39:10
NASAGIRL wrote:
thank you so much for telling me about Miia!!!
Mar 22, 2021, 18:11:43
NASAGIRL wrote:
wonderful dragons!
Mar 18, 2021, 12:08:30
Deladria wrote:
No, no, it's fine, Nosuncharth has them under control!
Mar 12, 2021, 17:51:59
Vader wrote:
Thank you! :D
Mar 07, 2021, 20:11:13
Deladria wrote:
Your Clan info list did make me smile! (except #13)
Mar 07, 2021, 06:30:58
AmethystSeaWing wrote:
Happy birthday my dude! RainWings rule! XD
Feb 13, 2021, 14:14:59
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