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Jackthegecko's Clan
♥Too scared to start, but too curious to stop♥
Ancient Lair
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Spiral Keep
Clan Information
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If i can help out in any way let me know!

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1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7.skip rather than walk
8. don't use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on
15. Anytime someone asks you 'why' reply with 'because im batman'
16. Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
17. Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
18. Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
19. Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
20. Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
22. Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
23. Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
24. Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
25. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
26.. put this on your page and make someone else smile
Recent Clan Activity [View All]
10/22 Became friends with redhavoc5121. Maybe in a few years they'll write a buddy comedy about you guys.
10/13 Became friends with inkushi Maybe in a few years they'll write a buddy comedy about you guys.
10/10 Became friends with Tsunami102 Maybe in a few years they'll write a buddy comedy about you guys.
Jackthegecko User ID: 436550
Date Joined: 2018-12-10
Birthday: February 12
Forum Posts: 86
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Recent Comments
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Tsunami102 wrote:
I already do, like, 70% of the things on your bio.
Oct 19, 2020, 14:07:53
stickybub wrote:
your bio is truly a masterpiece
Oct 17, 2020, 04:12:42
Kitsuwune wrote:
Oh, that's so cool! Thanks for letting me know!
Oct 14, 2020, 15:31:04
Laoshu wrote:
o wo? Hiya
Oct 01, 2020, 05:36:11
NuclearFudge wrote:
Was she really? Wow! Its been long since one of mine was featured! Thank you for telling me. And I must say, your dragon Abbey is quite the show himself. The contrast with his skin is beautiful!
Sep 25, 2020, 05:33:04
Peeptier wrote:
Thank you!!
Sep 24, 2020, 10:25:37
Lionsong wrote:
While I appreciate your offer of such a pretty Primal, I shall have to decline. I wish you the best of luck finding them a worthy home!
Sep 23, 2020, 18:36:24
IcyUmbreon827 wrote:
ty :D
Sep 22, 2020, 05:22:33
Starbunnies wrote:
*poke back* :0c
Sep 18, 2020, 06:07:32
Zaviei wrote:
*gasp!* XD
Sep 18, 2020, 04:18:43
Dalilah wrote:
Yes
Sep 17, 2020, 09:57:29
LunasDreamv2 wrote:
Aww thanks for letting me know :DD
Apr 08, 2020, 05:20:50
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