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I am the epitome of the phrase "long story".
Venerable Lair
fortified within the
Magmablood Rebuke
Clan Information
Hi! My name is Fluffy Luna Hamstrings. (Of course that’s not my actual name, but please call me that.) Female pronouns please! I’ve always loved how diverse people’s idea of dragons have been. Some can be so wildly unique!

I would like to make clear that none of my dragons can be borrowed for breeding, so please don’t ask me, unless you want me to declare ownership of the baby dragons.

I have been looking at wishlists to see which ones I can grant, so if you got an item from me with no explanation, that's probably why.

Here's my own wishlist!

Thank you!

And now, because I saw this and found it hilarious:

Ways to Keep Your Sanity
1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7.skip rather than walk
8. don't use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on
15. Anytime someone asks you 'why' reply with 'because im batman'
17. Wait until there are a bunch of people, look in the fridge casually, and jump back, slamming the fridge door saying, “IT’S MOVING IT’S MOVING!”
18. Talk to yourself sort of quietly, but so people can hear you, and then suddenly yell: “BECAUSE I SAID SO!”
19. Look through a window and when someone is on the other side, shout: “OH MY GOSH, I’M HIDEOUS!”
20. Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door, and when someone comes in, dramatically turn around and say: “We’ve been expecting you.”
21. Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, and say “with great power comes great responsibility”. Then walk away.
22. Call someone to tell them you can’t talk right now.
23. Point at someone and shout “You’re one of them!” Run and pretend to trip, then crawl away slowly.
24. Buy a donut and complain that there’s a hole in it
25. Put mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it’s ice cream.
26. Put up a “lost dog” poster with a picture of a cat on it.
27. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying “They’re onto us. We need to go.”
28. At a busy public bathroom, draw a small spider with a black marker onto a toilet paper square.
29. enter any establishment that sells birthday cakes. Stare at one that says "happy birthday" intently for a minute, then inform someone nearby that "The cakes are lying. Don't trust them!"
30. sit on a park bench with a newspaper and peer over it cartoonishly at people.
31. whistle earworms real casually in crowded places.
32. when someone you don't know asks who you are, answer, "Who I am!"
33. put on a ski mask and walk around offering candy.
34. put this on your page and make someone else smile, but make sure to point out the missing 16th way to stay sane at the end.















Thought that was the end? Yeah, I'm kinda embarrassed that I write lore for my clan because it's really not good.

The Clan of Burning Stars

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(Haven't started yet on lore for the whole clan, but I wrote some things for individual dragons)
Recent Clan Activity [View All]
06/14 Birthed new hatchlings!
04/02 Became friends with DoomedIdeas Maybe in a few years they'll write a buddy comedy about you guys.
03/05 Birthed new hatchlings! 1 Fae Female, 2 Pearlcatcher Female
idragonfan User ID: 491645
Date Joined: 2019-10-01
Birthday: June 16
Forum Posts: 123
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Recent Comments
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GhostKing22 wrote:
To answer your question in your bio. An exalting lair is someone who will buy cheap dragons from the auction house, level them up and then exalt them. If you have any other questions feel free to let me know!
Mar 04, 2021, 16:02:46
SaarKazul wrote:
Also good Thx for the candy! :) But I am sooooo bored omg
May 29, 2020, 21:24:43
SaarKazul wrote:
Hi! How ya doin?
May 29, 2020, 16:36:26
Tawoorie wrote:
Glad Sharpclaw found her home!
Apr 13, 2020, 00:32:06
clicksteryclean wrote:
Thanks so much!!!!! I’ll pay you back if I can 👍🏻
Dec 02, 2019, 17:07:38
irlNormanBates wrote:
Ok thx ya in giving it to tforturtls but thx hEeHeE
Nov 27, 2019, 09:34:37
irlNormanBates wrote:
Noice sure hEeHeE thx wolololololoololololool;&(5)*”&’dvo
Nov 27, 2019, 09:30:04
irlNormanBates wrote:
I seee sayid the blind man
Nov 27, 2019, 09:29:37
irlNormanBates wrote:
Wanna buy twilight from me with a discount?
Nov 26, 2019, 23:29:53
irlNormanBates wrote:
A bamboo what?
Nov 26, 2019, 23:27:12
idragonfan wrote:
Ok
Nov 16, 2019, 08:08:42
Nahviintaas wrote:
Hey, if you ever have interest in selling Swiftwings let me know! I like keeping track of the family :)
Nov 16, 2019, 01:36:35
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