Clan of the Jazziest Machinations
(No thought AT ALL went into this profile. It just keeps on expanding in odd directions)

I have a wishlist, scroll down pretty far

PWYW Art!

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Note that I am a teenager on the autism spectrum, although I am considered by my therapist as high functioning,(I don't believe her :D) I can get a bit moody and emotional at times and miss social cues and subtle jokes often, though I may seem quote-on-quote "normal". Just a heads up!

Other stuff: (SKIS SKIS SKIS)
-FR Clickbait
-Donate maybe? See bio: Current project
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-My lair is a steampunk/wild west theme, main tab is like the rich settlers, 2nd tab workers and townspeople, 3rd tab full out bandits and steampunk engineers gone rogue
-Has anyone else noticed the Plaguebringer is on a coliseum team?
-The chance of hatching a singular RNG Gen 1 with triple obsidian is... *gulp* 1/5545233
-Accepts random friend requests
-Cyan Studios is amazing. I love Myst
-I have reached the quadruple digits on the google chrome dinosaur game. Then my computer died
-My friends have shipped me with Yoda. I'm not sure why
-I ski a lot. My skis are a pair of K2's (You never find them anymore!) from the era of long, straight, glorious skis that are faster and quicker than the shaped skis everybody (but not me) uses today...
-Looking forward to this winter already!
-Teenager suffering virtual school
-I love swing
-I play saxophone
-I can make sushi (though not well)
-I am a shockingly decent mathematician (although I've probably killed many a ELA teacher. having no idea what the word "grammar" means.)
-I am a extremely disorganized chatterbox who impulse buys like mad (DID you see that Skydancer!!!! eeee!)
-My friends and I are possibly been the sole reason why the vast majority of substitutes leave- We're those skier nerd kids in the corner with straight A's... who also just is a little disobedient...
-Paper airplane factory
-REALLY disorganized
-Loves philosophy anthologies and scientific papers. Likes reading them in the ski lodge before hitting a double-black.
-Regarded as an alien by my friends and family. Not sure why...?
-I tend to philosophize and ramble on, and I'm generally really sad or laid back and happy about anything
-Has a vocabulary that contains a very perfidious and pretentious posse of potentially perturbing words.
-Deals with a LOT of self doubt and anxiety. Does not works well with wanting to ski and climb and enjoy the Cascade Range
-Almost went to VEX worlds my first year- robot fanatic. Still terrible at coding. Just ask the teammates who had to suffer my miserable comic relief and off-task idiocy
-Helped invent a creature called the WASP, nonlethal, but it leaves welts. Full credit to my friend for thinking to add tinfoil and an extra rubberband. Ask me about wasps anytime, it's quite the story. Never unleash them in cramped vans at 12:00
-Steampunked. Just steampunked
-BACK TO WORK!

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Wishlist:

Gems/treasure (10,000 treasure, 10 gems maybe???)

Scatterscrolls of all types
Apparel:
Any holiday apparel!!- specifically Fathomsearch things/ALL lightning apparel
Bloodsong starsilk
florid tux apparel
Bloody bandages
Swords
Mantles
Anything that goes well with my dragons

Baldwin stuff (anything goes!)

Genes: Any genes
Jaguar
Keel
Veined
Wasp
Crackle
Poison
Toxin
Also Prismatic Tokens

Skins: Anything that isn't themed off monsters, accents especially, holiday stuff for sure!!
Also: Accent for Skydancer F: Sunbreak or Skydancer F: Pavo. Female Imp skins/accents that don't cover up wings are also needed.
Familiars: Lightning Sprite
These two dergs (eye types don't matter:
[morphology=688476]
[morphology=698906]
[morphology=751859]

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I live in a space-time void between realms with the demons of my imagination and pulsars launching neutrinos and protons at the great celestial time-ships. Where humanity exists only in nightmares, and dreams are the darkness of dragons and the hope of poetry, the poets sing to the stars of the infinity.
Where we question the truth by determining the future, in which reality is an aspect of consciousness and the fluctuations of stars in far-away galaxies determine our every move in their glory. In which the world is but a hope.
Okay, craziness over.
I hatched a faceted ahhhahh!!!
I am an artist, ask me for trades/buy art! I am idealistic girl who loves music, books, and fantasy- ask me for recommendations. If you want anime, however, I'm hopeless.
(Note to Admins: I log in with 2 computers (school and home))
I drew this ahhh so pretty!



https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/gend/2837602#post_2837602
https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/drw/2843697#post_2843697
Call me Sky, please.
(Note to self: Give dragon to Phay when done nesting)
(Note to self: DO NOT spend any money until lair expands)
(Note to Self: Name new dragons "Zoot Suit" and "Jazz")

Clan Lore

The clan is... unusual. With a high number of Skydancers, some might argue that they trend towards aesthetics...
Of course, the Clan of the Jazz Machine has more than a few tricks up its sleeve.

The claim immigrated to Lightning Flight when a pair of unusual schematics fell into the Stormcatcher's hands. They were schematics for a music box. That played music from ages past.

They named it Jazz, and got kicked into the highlands for "heresy and noise when they should be working".

The clan leader, Frog, and her Quartz, and his brilliant trigonometry-genius skydancers aren't going to let such an insult lie forever...

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If you've read all this, you're crazy. Congrats! We can have a club!