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145a4a5c-963d-11eb-85eb-a1c9175c0af9.gif ShiftingWind
The Resident Shademaster,
Kazoo-Playing Idiot,
And Maker Of Badly-Drawn Memes

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Scorch my child
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If you're feeling down, just remember, there's always somebody who cares <3
Even if we've never talked before, that person might as well be me

Ways to keep your sanity:

1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7.skip rather than walk
8. don't use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on
15. Anytime someone asks you 'why' reply with 'because im batman'
16. Look through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
17. Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
18. Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
19. Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
20. Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
22. Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
23. Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
24. Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
25. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
26. If anyone asks you a question, answer with "Sorry, that's classified."
27. put this on your page and make someone else smile
[quote name="ShiftingWind" date="here"]
"Icedragonpie" wrote on "2021-01-18:
"BFD666" wrote on "2021-01-18:
I hc him to have a really soft, whispery voice, but everyone can hear it anyway
PK slaps a child across the face with a book and says in a sultry whisper, “TURN TO PAGE 394.”

*Shift is just practically dying in the background, it's fine-* (the picture is linked to what happened. Or rather, what's happening)

You forgot Undertale-
Oh yeah that 8-bit masterpiece :)

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06/10 Birthed new hatchlings!
06/04 Birthed new hatchlings! 1 Guardian Male, 1 Guardian Female
06/04 Birthed new hatchlings! 1 Coatl Male, 1 Coatl Female
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Chronological wrote:
Awesome! They will be off their current next in a few days, I will send a Crossroads to you as soon as they're ready :) Cheers!
Jun 12, 2021, 05:19:06
Chronological wrote:
Hey! You once posted on my profile about my banescale, Dread. He and his mate are looking for a new home now, so I thought I would drop you (and another person) a line to see if either of you might want him! Cheers! :)
Jun 11, 2021, 19:57:46
CopperCrow wrote:
SwampReed was on the front page, congrats!
Jun 11, 2021, 16:42:42
DonutsEatWaffles wrote:
:0 thamk
Jun 10, 2021, 21:04:18
DonutsEatWaffles wrote:
Jun 10, 2021, 19:48:30
DonutsEatWaffles wrote:
Jun 10, 2021, 19:39:43
DonutsEatWaffles wrote:
oof- also i just scryed up ghirahim and fi, time to see c h i l d s
Jun 10, 2021, 19:37:47
DonutsEatWaffles wrote:
uyhgtfrdhgfghygtrfcdexs hUh- i mean, its got the name- not sure if it has colorscheme or breed right though XD
Jun 10, 2021, 19:01:32
DonutsEatWaffles wrote:
uyhtgrfd can you dm me an image? i cant use links very e a s i l y at the moment-
Jun 10, 2021, 11:40:30
BlueFriend wrote:
Do I smellthe faintest hit of... Countryhumans?
Jun 10, 2021, 07:12:22
LeWorm wrote:
Fine, tomorrow’s last day of skool yaaaaay :l
Jun 09, 2021, 12:47:38
LeWorm wrote:
Hey shift, how are you haven’t seen u in awhile
Jun 09, 2021, 12:13:37
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