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Nmrdragon's Clan
Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present
Lesser Lair
near the
Daylight Sanctum
Clan Information
Get ready,I have some jokes up my sleeve...
I feel like I'm gonna be on and off for a long time...
Im not dead just yet just having trouble responding
I swear I'm not crazy
Maybe a little...
Ways to Keep Your Sanity
1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7.skip rather than walk
8. don't use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on
15. Anytime someone asks you 'why' reply with 'because im batman'

16. Wait until there are a bunch of people, look in the fridge casually, and jump back, slamming the fridge door saying, "IT'S MOVING IT'S MOVING!!"

17. Talk to yourself sort of quietly, but people can hear you (in public) and then scream, "BECAUSE I SAID SO!"

18. Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOSH, I'M HIDEOUS!"

19. Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'

20. Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.

21. Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.

22. Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

23. Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.

24. Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.

25. Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.

26. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."

27. At a busy public bathroom, draw a small spider with black marker on a toilet paper square.

28. put this on your page and make someone else smile
  \\ Λ_Λ This is Memecat. Help
   \( 'ㅅ' ) memecat take over
    > ⌒ヽ the internet by pasting her
   /   へ\ in your profile
   /  / \\ or she will never
   レ ノ   ヽつ be a meme
  / /
  / /|
 ( (ヽ
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Oh you read to the bottom?
I think NOT

Yes, now you have read to the bottom.
(You must have serious dedication to ACTUALLY do this. you crazy)
Recent Clan Activity [View All]
08/12 Birthed new hatchlings!
07/28 Birthed new hatchlings! 3 Imperial Male
07/07 Birthed new hatchlings!
Nmrdragon User ID: 545070
Date Joined: 2020-09-10
Birthday: June 13
Forum Posts: 686
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Nmrdragon's Friends (10) LithoLab SkyofStars IceTigerKitten GloryFlarea Chaosbean Desol slimecicle Prophecyx View All
Recent Comments
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FluffyPillows wrote:
Sure! Sending now! Welcome back! :)
May 09, 2021, 09:20:53
FluffyPillows wrote:
Eeeeyyyy NMR! Love your dergs!
Mar 21, 2021, 18:43:06
TangerineFruit wrote:
Actually I literally have no idea what happened it was fine before XD
Mar 09, 2021, 19:14:06
TangerineFruit wrote:
Meme cat hasth been cursed
Mar 09, 2021, 16:45:49
FluffyPillows wrote:
Oh my gosh! I LOVE what you did with Nyx! She looks amazing!
Mar 09, 2021, 13:15:03
Teleoste wrote:
Mar 09, 2021, 07:32:47
Chaosbean wrote:
I'm happy with my small group of friends for the moment
Mar 09, 2021, 03:58:18
LithoLab wrote:
Well hello to you too! :)
Mar 06, 2021, 01:42:21
StormcatcherHere wrote:
I haven't started it yet.
Mar 03, 2021, 17:58:01
StormcatcherHere wrote:
Mar 01, 2021, 15:19:40
FluffyPillows wrote:
Love the meme cat NMR!
Feb 24, 2021, 11:42:58
StormcatcherHere wrote:
Feb 13, 2021, 07:15:22
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