As you approach you see the dragon circus performers, and a beautiful blue guardian dragon with butterfly wings glides up to you " Welcome weary travelers to the Freak Show, there are many oddities to see, least of all being me. you will find the weird and the strange within your range.. remember never to judge a book by its cover in the house of the estranged for if you do you might become entangled in the sticky web and danger to your person you might suffer... never in the house of freaks do their feathers do you ruffle... heed mistress Needle's warning now and you will be happy and laughing as a two headed cow." Mistress Needle leads you to the entrance and you stare into the darkness beyond the tent flap wondering what lay inside this straight jacketed house of the freaky and strange. ________________________________________________
holy lightweaver that looks like the webpage died and was resurrected by an inexperienced necromancer who also happened to be blind, drunk, and on fire