Spittlebean's Clan

update 11 january, 2017

beanclan knows that having such a recent update at the top of the information is very strange, but beanclan thought that in this case, importance outweighed order!

a friend clan suggested that beanclan organize a wishlist. so beanclan is posting this at the top of beanclan's page...





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every dragon that enters and leaves my lair shall be named somethingbean. as soon as i get the money for that many renaming scrolls.

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welcome to beanclan. beanclan welcomes you.

beanclan is a clan of mostly hopefully green dragons who are all searching for the one true green. a few goals our clan are to breed a triple spruce dragon, as well as train a very strong bean fighter

if you would like to know more about beanclan, feel free to contact us. beanclan responds to most messages.

thank you for reading this nonsense.

sincerely,
beanclan

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update december 8th

someone remind beanclan to stop buying dragonbeans so that beanclan can actually buy beannaming scrolls

thank you

sincerely,
beanclan

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update 12 december, 2016

beanclan offers immense thank yous to lair MLSmith995 for donation of beannaming scrolls. we have at last been able to convert all dragons in our lair to the ways of the bean. now beanclan stands united. the beans are deeply grateful

sincerely,
beanclan

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update 21 december, 2016

beanclan has mistakenly been sleeping in two separate sleeping piles. we woke up this morning and thought that we were being invaded. lesson learned, beanclan will now be sleeping in one big pile. emerald beans and sprucey beans and radioactive beans and those weird ones that aren't all green, whatevers we're all sleeping together from now on, guys. new law. beanclan has a new law now. add that to the list guys. new law. we gotta not wake up in the mornings and forget who our clanmates are.

sincerely,
beanclan

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update 27 december, 2016

beanclan got a dragon capable of producing triple spruce with our breeder, Pineapbean. we are so excited to welcome the new Riverbean into our clan, and are overjoyed by the prospect of triple spruce in the eventual but glorious future.

sincerely,
beanclan

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update 29 december, 2016

beanclan is attempting to learn what forums are and how to use them. we are uncertain if we are properly interacting with other clans but we are doing our best. we worry that our intrigue with fancy markings might be crossing some slight social boundaries... also red dragons are still very scary. beanclan frets. we do not yet know friends from non-friends so beanclan sort of assumes it will all work out.

also between readers and beanclan, Frizzybean is scratching himself an awful lot. beanclan concerns. Frizzybean better not have beanfleas. they are itchy. D:

sincerely,
beanclan

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update 1 january, 2017

a red imperial has entered our lair from FORMER friend clan Taloshei... we cannot convince him to leave. beanclan is afraid...very very afraid.

all dragons who end up past him on our pages...are likely to be trained and exalted. beanclan will give to shadow flight...we promise.

sincerely,
beanclan

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update 3 january, 2017

beanclan has had...surprises today. today many kind dragon clans from the wind flight visited our land and offered gifts and kind words. beanclan is...very honored, and has much thinking to do now.

our clan is in some slight turmoil, despite us being overall very very happy. beanclan wonders if perhaps setting up home in the shadow flight was... hasty? we will be pondering this for a long time, given how many sudden friends we seem to have in the wind flight. also their eyes are so very green. it is tempting. very tempting.

beanclan ponders.

and beanclan thanks! thank you, thank you wind flight! beanclan is so very honored. we cherish your gifts, and will offer many ambassadors as they hatch. ^^

sincerely,
beanclan

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update 6 january, 2017

beanclan is honored by all of the wonderful gifts given to us by so many clans in Wind flight! thank you very much to everyone who donated apparel, food, familiars, and new converts! beanclan is excited to someday soon serve Wind flight (someday soon probably beaning tomorrow because scary red dragon's nest hatches tomorrow and then those beans will probably be exalted by the scary red dragon and then beanclan will probably spoilers).

also, beanclan thinks that the beanfleas problem miiiight have spread to our interpreter, Grouperbean. if your clanmates start to be really itchy, beanclan apologizes. v-v we will make Frizzybean write a personal apology to anyone who contracts the beanfleas.

they're itchy.

sincerely,

beanclan

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update 16 january, 2017

beanclan is enjoying the new flight. it is a very enjoyable place to be, and beanclan has now seen how powerful wind flight is after the... the b... the botb, which beanclan learned was not in fact a battle of the bands, but the dominance fight with the Arbeanist. beanclan commends their efforts, but is also feeling now particularly patriotic towards the Windbeaner. we are feeling somewhat more relaxed about exaltion now, though we don't have the heart to send most of our friends away. scary red dragon did make us help a little last week, but beanclan knows that in the future we should do more to help... we will do our best!

also, thank you very much for continued kindness and gifts, wind flight! beanclan is honored continuously by favors done for us, and offers any favors we can do for such kind wind clans

sincerely,

beanclan

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24 january, 2017

beanclan apologizes for slowness in the coming days...

the very scary thing known as 'college' has started again for beanclan.

much apologies.

sincerely,

beanclan