codeinvalid's Clan

Dear Dad, I have spent over 10 years and $94,000 putting together my dragon costume and now I am pleased to announce that I have become a dragon. The costume is quite realistic and I have even attached nitrous oxide to the nose thing so that I can breathe fire when I activate them...with my nose thing. I could be flying all around you on a hot summer day and you wouldn't even recognize me as your son-child, you would just think, “Get away, dragon.” From my point of view, you would be 3,000 dads because of the way I've designed the eyeballs. I might be saying, “Dad it's me, Dad it's me,” but you wouldn't be able to understand my language because of its clicking. I am also into plastics now and I am making plastic tubes that you can suck liquids through; kind of like my fire nose, but used for different reasons. Hope you're doing well at camp.

See you soon,
Thomasin