moonpaths' Clan

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Welcome, to the Ebony Walkers. I am the matriarch of this clan, Wishbone. However, I go by Bones. Since you are clearly an inexperienced dragon, I'll have the captain of the guard, Thorin train you. Or if you'd prefer to work as a scout, scavenger or a raider, Tonitrua can teach you. I'll not simply have you lollygagging about our clan. Each member pulls their own weight around here. If you fail to meet my expectations...I'll have you dealt with appropriately. I have several clan members that would love to get their claws on you. particularly that lovely throat you have. You should know I'll have you monitored the entire time you're here, outsider. I don't think I trust you. Not that I'm too apt to trust anyone. If you start anything with my clan I'll kill you myself. But since you are here, I have my first job for you. Go around and meet the members. If you're here you might as well know who you're dealing with. We're all quite deadly so try not to **** anyone off. Be very polite and amiable as you can. You'll need it. I think the only dragon that's likely not to be a complete ******* to you would be Liro. He's quite friendly. In fact, I'll have him be the one to show you around. How's that sound? Not that I care what your answer was is to that.

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This clan is just a bunch of killers pretty much so like BEWARE!

Also, Hiii, I'm Emma in case anyone was wondering(So nobody)

Ya'll can ask to like borrow my dragons for breeding purposes if you want. I'm pretty good about it :)



If you've stayed this long, here are some ways to keep your sanity!

1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7.skip rather than walk
8. don't use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on
15. Anytime someone asks you 'why' reply with 'because im batman'
16. put this on your page and make someone else smile