ProbablyARobot's Clan

BONBONS BON - FOR ALL YOUR NEEDS MEAT



Bonbons Bon is a rather odd sweet store. People work there. Occasionally people buy things there.

Store Manager: Rodimus
(Reluctantly for everyone) Co-Manager: Megatron
Assistant Managers: Drift and UltraMagnus
Landlord: Optimus
Landlord's adorable kid: Bumblebee
Royal Family:TheQueenOfWales, BananatumII, PrincessPerfect, Peony, Lucianna
Human Resources: Arktica
Importing: Battleship, Dinghy
Drinks Kingpin: HeatDaddyMaximus
Drinks Department: FrozenPowerade and MixedSlushie
The Chosen One: Smokescreen
Everyone's Grandad: AlphaTrion
Science Division: Byte and WizardbeardFace
Test Subject: Waspinator
Team Fashion: PrincessPerfect and TheQueenOfWales
Uniform Modeller: Bill
Morally-Grey Security: Porrel
Medic:FirstAid
Redshirts: GregTheVehicon, Sludge, and Thundercrackle
Heir of Breath Akari
Safety Officers: Heatwave, Chase, Boulder, and Blades
Oven: MistressOfFlame
Night Watchman: DARKNESS
Air Superiority: Slipstream
News Anchor: RonBurgundy
Sugar Guardian: Lucianna
Sweets: Cinnabon, CurlyWurly, LoveHeart, ParmaViolet, Blackjack
Meat Wares: BeefcakeTeapot
'Official' Cleaning Lady: TooMuchCustard
Cleaners who clean up all custard: FreddieCougar and Corrin
Handyman: Trapezium
Hoverboard Instructor: Tailgate
Custard Sponges: Lemontum and BananatumII
Advertising and CEO of Parperclips ltd: BudgetPrinting
Tech Support: Trapezium and Trigonometry
Trolley Racers: Sebenco and Moonracer
Minibot Handler: Jormungandr
Mistletoe Deployer: GenuineChristmas
Unholy Monster Of The Deep: Sludgebabe
Shop Handler: Windblade
Doom Prophet: AAAAARGHmageddon
Omnipotent Jerkbag: JYGGALAG
Barbershop Quartet: Trailbreaker, Tailgate, Cyclonus, and ThePowerOfLove
WHAT???: WHY

GENERIC lives in the air vents.
Everybody denies the existense of GENERIC.

Across the road lies BadBads Bad, their rival store, run by EvilTwin and his accomplices Trapezium, Dodecahedron, and Trigonometry. Dirge and Corrin also hang out there.

After the staff found out that Bonbons Bon was actually a transforming sentient robot they hired external help in the form of Windblade in order to stop the shop buggering off elsewhere.

Many thanks to Coldlock for helping set this up :3



It's no secret that Bonbons Bon is ripe with fresh unclaimed romance. It doesn't look like that's changing anytime soon. The Shipping Crate at the back of the store is constantly frequented by most of the employees. And by constantly I mean there's quite a waiting list. Whilst the Shipping Crate has a 'what happens in the crate stays in the crate', several longer-lasting relationships have formed over the course of the shop. And some people just have mad crushes. None of that matters in the crate. But for the sake of a little decency I've added a board for employees to confess their love on. Consider it a subtle push in the direction of stable relationships and a step away from three imperials going at it in a shipping crate that's barely big enough for one of them. Sigh. It's a hard life.
-Ultra Magnus - Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord

KEY:
Married: Chromedome x Rewind
Ongoing Relationship: Getaway x Satan
Exes: Porrell x Chromdome
Crushes: Starscream ==> Megatron

The Board Of Relationships SEXYTIMES

Rodimus ==> Ultra Magnus
Rodimus ==> Drift
Drift ==> Rodimus
Rodimus x Drift
Optimus x Corrin
Smokescreen ==> Rodimus
Rodimus x Smokescreen
Drift ==> Megatron
Optimus ==> Megatron
Trailbreaker x Megatron
Bumblebee x Smokescreen
Blades ==> Bumblebee
Chase x Porrel
Heatwave x Optimus
Boulder x WhatANiceGarden
Heatwave ==> Ultra Magnus
Dirge x DARKNESS
Battleship x Dinghy (This ship totally sunk)
Slipstream x Sebenco
TheQueenOfWales x BananatumII
Sebenco x Rodimus
Windblade x GENERIC
Chase x Ultra Magnus
Trapezium x Trigonometry x Dodecahedron
Cyclonus x ThePowerOfLove
WHY x AAAAARGHMAGEDDON
ParmaViolet x Loveheart
Rodimus ==> JYGGALAG
Loveheart x Lucianna
Budgetprinting ==> Rodimus
Moonracer x Sebenco
Predaking x Alpha Trion
Bumblebee x Bill
HeatDaddyMaximus x FrozenPowerade
Arktika ==> Ultra Magnus
HeatDaddyMaximus x MixedSlushie
Cyclonus x Tailgate
Drift x FirstAid
Cinnabon x Blackjack
Sludge x Thundercrackle
WizardBeardFace x AAAAAAARGHMAGEDDON
Drift ==> Lucianna
Drift ==> PrincessPerfect
Drift ==> Peony
Byte x FirstAid
Howan x Sludgebabe
Rodimus ==> TheEvilTwin
Rodimus x TheEvilTwin
Rodimus x RonBurgndy
Porrel x TheEvilTwin
Waspinator x GregTheVehicon
Battleship x Peony
Jormugandr x Howan
Drift x PrincessPerfect
Bumblebee x Curlywurly
WizardBeardFace x WHY