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Sanity is relative RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mighty Lair

surviving in the

Emperor's Wake

Clan Info

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, BUT FIRST THING'S FIRST"
"I LEFT HOME, AND NOW I'M *******UP, REALIZED HOW MUCHED I LOVED YA"
"Every time you close your eyes, tell me, who do you see?"

Abyss
She/Her
FR+3
No, I'm not Striker -_-

"The sound of the waves collide"

Hear me out, look up "Bad Girls Club Falling in Reverse meme" and click on the second result <3

I usually have an excessive amount of caffeine per day, so sorry if I'm a little out of it, its 100% worth it >:')

Only some 1,500 gems until I can switch my allegiance to fire
(Donations welcome!)

Friends with Ukumaster, AeroAspect and Lycanroyale :)

I'm a bit of a psycho for song quotes, so I reference a lot of stuff most people have never heard of. Feel free to DM me if have a cool quote/song tho :D
Legit always open to talking music, mostly metal/rap/indie, but almost any genre.

Credit from @HowToHaha101
Ways to keep your sanity:

1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7.skip rather than walk
8. don't use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on
15. Anytime someone asks you 'why' reply with 'because im batman'
16. Look through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
17. Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
18. Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
19. Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
20. Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
22. Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
23. Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
24. Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
25. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
26. If anyone asks you a question, answer with "Sorry, that's classified."
27. put this on your page and make someone else smile